Colos Short and Curlies

What would happen to the players should Everton fold mid season? an administrator would need to sell off as many as possible but of course would be restricted by a transfer window. if they just cease to be or cannot fulfil games would the players need to wait until the next transfer window before going on a free? isn’t the FFP ruling due around October? Fine or points deduction could see them off

Twitter. Full of tweets made by twats

I had Gav 1 on the away version of that top. anyone with a good memory will recall that the Adidas v had a bit of a tail and looked a bit like a short stalked y. Not my finest moment shirt wise

Unless we get an injury or their is a stupendous opportunity out there I don't actually want any January activity now. There's been a shit load of turnover in the last 18 months and I'd like to see it given a year to settle down and then move to a 2-3 signings per summer and 1 each January

or it’s another game to get minutes in the legs.

That's a niche injury coming his way

Was he the keeper or winger?

Mojos, little pieces of sickly heaven

Costco do an amazing sticky toffee pudding.

Desperate Dan bar?

Suits white socks

Chelsea also have around £40m a year from Chilwell, Ziyech and Lukaku to contend with. of they’re overpaying on wages as well as fees then they may well find it difficult to shift enough over the next 2 summers to have much room to manoeuvre. Poch must feel pretty safe though, no way they can afford a pay off this season

at least half my teeth fell foul to the prowess of those 2 bars. the highland toffee covered in Chocolate was immense. Almost made the endless family holidays at Hoddom Castle worth it

For the soccer03 crew, has anyone ordered an infant kit? I’ve got a 4 and 5 year old and assuming they will need 5-6 and 7-8 as they will size a little small? also do the infant kits from there come with shorts as they are pictured or is it just shirts? tia

it’s something like they have an annual amortisation of around £200m since last summer (a little under but near enough) and they’ve brought in a load of profit from sales this summer that for this year balances it out. they’ll need to do similar next summer and the one after that if they want to keep up the big spends.

may view hasn’t changed since living their, Liverpool is the biggest little village in the world.

You don’t see many English players finishing like that, something very continental in the technique

Not officials, but how dumb are the 2 players getting booked for waving the imaginary yellow after Bruno got booked for it yesterday

I assume you mean TNS who are actually a team from Oswestry and Oswestry is a town in England!

The Classicoil surely?

I don’t think he’ll ever stand out for us as much as he did in his first 9 months or so. nothing on him but he’s now surrounded by players of a similar standard. can’t wait until everyone is totally on the same wavelength

the benefit of being a year further down the road with Howe. We’ve got our style and tactics down, Emery will be in the same place next summer

Fasted debut goal in premier league history According to F365

oh it can get better when Brighton drop £50m in Southampton’s direction