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We're getting Chelsea or West Ham away. Man U would have got Boro at home

Little Jo is my 4 year olds favourite player, he's going to be stoked when I show him the highlights tomorrow. My 5 year old loves Miggy as well so its going to be a good breakfast

I'm sure listening to Neville is fun for you guys watching this, but Ando is an absolute delight on the wireless tonight

I reckon that this years NUFC (without the injuries) would have had a shot at winning last years league with the way it played out. No chance this year

Putting Mad Dog upfront is taking the centre half played out of position joke a tad too far

once the injuries settle down isn’t that Gordon? With Barnes being his deputy on the left (or big Joe)?

Depending on the weather it might be a good idea to start him and give him 45-60 mins in his legs

Our starting 11 is likely to be a Botman away from what would have started with everyone for anyway. we’ll very little on the bench to change things - basically Willock, and if Wilson needs a break it’s Gordon up top but no reason why we shouldn’t be looking at 3 points here, definitely not backs to the walll territory yet.

We ain’t winning the champions league so May as well drop down to Europa and have a good crack at that. In some ways it’s preferable as it’s another way to get back here next year

I'd like to see the old 'I've had a Shitter' tope brought back for Wor Sandro to wear for the next 10 months

Was it Boyzone or Oasis who were playing at the Arena the night of the Barca 3-2? No doubt some sap had to tag along with the better half and/or kids if it was Boyzone

I know he could play, but look at what 12 months of pure training has done for big Jam

yes but accurate

And infinitely better than working out how many games the teams above us are going to lose to prevent us being relegated.

2 more goals needed to pull level with Michael Owen for NUFC goals

did you not read the graphic? We only win 3-1 at home against our Bavarian friends.

on balance though a lot of the top managers now would struggle back in the 90s where players weren’t as receptive to the detail that goes into both their fitness and tactics.

this is what match threads are all about. Love it

Balotelli was playing for City in 2011. a couple do things don’t ring true with this. but in Futbol Italiano we must trust

my first thought was to laugh at this who left early for a Bovril and missed 2 goals

As the phrase was terminated it has to be Botman

we may as go all in and bring Maxi back

If anything it would suit Man City to have him playing for us against the likes of Arsenal and Liverpool

We could extend his contract by 12 months (reducing his wage for this year) to reduce the current year impact of the transfer fee and still get the 5 years of playing time that he signed up to

He was in the year below me at school. Cannot place him at all!