Nobody

Absolutely

That was so blatantly a foul throw

Just showed the "clear cut chances" on the official half time graphic, and for Newcastle it said 1. So which one of the Willock goal or the Tonali 1v1 was not a clear cut chance?

Surely Tonali starts here? Couldn't think of a more fitting game for him to start tbh.

But to allow a goal clearly scored by the arm would have been a massive call as well. Bournemouth were unlucky that there was VAR to step in and correct their goal, but it's quite obviously hand ball, and there wouldn't have been a goal had he not lead with his arm.

Not Dalot Man U need to get Zirkzee on, desperately lacking a striker.

Good riddance based on that 20 second sequence

I agree, I'm absolutely bloody awful.

It's weird, I feel like he's still kind of a newish signing Same with the likes of Wilson who has also been here ages but it just doesn't feel like it.

I'm at the stage now where I don't give a fuck if we sign someone or not. Reckon our team is perfectly capable of a top 5 finish as it is, if we manage to stay fairly injury free. Pope Livra Schär Burn Hall Tonali Bruno Joelinton Murphy Isak Gordon Dubravka Trippier Krafth Kelly Targett Longstaff Miley (pick one) Willock Almiron Wilson Barnes That's two really good starting elevens under Howe, and that's not even counting Botman and Lascelles, and we've finally got a young back up for when Wilson is out.

Fuck me did Joao Pedro score 20 goals last season? I would have guessed maybe around 10 to 13 if I was being generous

That makes sense I guess, but surely just getting it right first time would have been better

I only really watch Djurgården when they play us at AIK, and they are always absolutely shite against us so don't see the big deal about him tbh. To be sold for more than wor Isak to Dortmund, I'm sure he has to have something about him, but I don't see it yet.

Sounds a lot like Spurs new shiny toy Lucas Bergvall.

Why is there only like 5 posts per page on that sunderland forum?

That is club captain Enzo Fernandez to you, sir

Why doesn't he just open with that, say your name slowly for overseas commentators?

Yes.

Second time he does it, when he's asked to slow it down, he makes it very Swedish.

@Kaizero and other Norwegians, Ødegaard doesn't get his own name right here does he? Sounds like he is doing an English version of both first and last name

Even Liverpool fans knows he's fucking garbage. An absolute joke of a striker.

Fucking Darwin Cunting Nuñes deciding to become prime OG Ronaldo anytime he plays us but can't hit a barn door when playing against the other sides in the league.

We seem to be good at keeping our contracts under wrap. Howe signed a new one last summer without anyone finding out. Could have been a clause triggered or another extension without the media finding out.

Guehi seems to be doing fine

Joao Felix to Chelsea official. Where is he even supposed to play?