Nobody

Shola will come on and score.

Spurs in-play and Man U -2.5.

Shit.

How come we've suddenly discovered how to play football? We couldn't play this well in the championship ffs

Fantastic signing tbh. Well done Hughton for convinsing him this is the place for him.

We're fifth as things stands right now

Was expecting to see "Ben Arfa signs for Werber Bremen when I signed on", chuffed that this as far from the case as possible

Shit, I just remembered that I dreamt that I read a lengthy interview with Söderberg in the papers the other night

Shame I'll miss this as I'll be on a plane, always fun to see these kinds of cup games.

What happened to this then? EDIT: Oh, I missed the bump about a week ago.

Who do you reckon they'll be in for? For £20m they can have Nolan I suppose, but they better stay clear of Carroll

Got to love when my mates, who have a half-decent interest in English football, both said "that big strikers of yours, what a fucking player he seems to be"

That is Skirge-tastic that line up like

Fuck off. One of the cheapest free kicks I've ever seen given which they score from in the 95th minute, when it was supposed to be 2 minutes added time.

...If we ever got him on the pitch, that is.

We're signing Adebayor tomorrow?

brave that. defence better have their A game on Can I just confirm that I'll be making all the match threads until we lose. Villa only managed one shot at goal, surely that team should be good enough to score twice against Accrington Stanley?

Jo is fucking shite man, hope we stay well clear of him. Caicedo's never made an impression on me, mostly cause all I've ever seen of him is 10-15 minutes cameos it feels. Still much rather a young, hungry player like him rather than a shite Jo or injured Santa Cruz.

Disappointed not to see David Silva on the pitch at all today like. One of my favourite players in La Liga last season, really want to see what he can do in the PL.

Your sig man, fucking hell!

Aye, I'm never worried when the opposition's got the ball on their right hand side. Not sure if that's what you meant though

Third after Cole and Evra for me. Defensively arguably the best in the league.

After the first went in I was waiting for us to sit back and try to cling on. Same for the second and third. When the fourth went in it was clear Hughton had went a bit Keegan in the dressing room. I was stunned by our first ten minutes in the second half like. I feared Villa would come out all guns blazing and we would start to crumble and they might nick a goal and be back in it, but then it's the complete opposite. Barton was everywhere during that ten minute spell, and we barely even let them out of their own half. By the 55 minute mark I was starting to get confident that we'd win.

Like TheSpence (?) said, Man U were lucky to catch us on an off day

The last goal is unbelievable really. In the very final seconds of the game, we're 5-0 up, Carroll after having worked his arse off for 92 and a half minutes and having just played a fucking beautiful pass, decides to make a 40 yard run just in case he'll get there before the final whistle. Xisco plays a perfect through ball and Carroll is as calm and composed as any top striker in the world when he takes the first touch to set it up for his left and then slots in like he's David Villa. Fantastic stuff, and what a way to end a perfect return to SJP in the league we belong.