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Ashley is already our owner man. Tobias Funke

Pretty cruel by Jol and Ajax to let him resign today if he's not lined up to be our next manager

Diego is still on the top of my list just for the fun of having Jonas playing RB and all the other crazy shit that would come with him. Jol would probably be my second "realistic" choice.

How come you've already got him as your avatar if you're so sure he's not getting the job?

Have him in a heartbeat.

Can't be arsed watching football at the moment

0-5.

Like Dave says, the most logical reason for sacking Hughton seems to be to piss off the fans. Can't believe I was ready to give them another chance, just please fuck off now you pair of cunts.

Expecting the worst from now, so yes.

Let's just go apeshit crazy and get Maradona, please.

Fuck off!! I'll miss you, Chris, legend in my eyes.

What the hell is Campbell doing for their third?

As bad as anyone today. Guthrie is going to get the most shit, but Jonas and Campbell deserves just as much. They were complete and utter wank the lot of them.

Krul 5 Simpson 4 Taylor 2 Campbell 2 Enrique 6 Routledge 4 Guthrie 1 Tiote 5 Jonas 1 Carroll 4 Ameobi 1 Lövenkrands 5 Smith 1 Ranger 3

Fucking get well soon lad, we need you.

He's our only player that can take a set piece with Joey, Ryan and Hatem out.

Had it wrong today so far like. We've not been able to cope with their one man advantage in CM, needs sorting. Not his fault that his players can't pass mind.

Supposedly he can walk unaided now. He'd be better than Jonas then.

I'd bring Jonas and Guthrie on in the second half like.

Ranger should have started. Bar that, no complains. Shame about Barton mind.

That would be -tastic. I cannot wait for him to come back.

I can't believe you got people to bite with that

That sounds more like a Villa type match to me.

Yeah, Russia I can understand. I'm more angry with that decision because I don't think I'll fancy going to it, whereas any of the other bidders would certainly be a great place to go for a World Cup. Qatar is just blatantly a terrible decision.

Utter rubbish. Nope. So... we shouldn't have sent such key figures? Should just have sent Cheryl Tweedy and told her to take one (or 22...) for the team.