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Good move for all that

Yeah, you're blind

VI you cunt, I just bet €50 with a mate on Barca winning the league, if you've jinxed I'm coming for you... :knuppel2:

Nowt's happened. Hope your appendix feels better. Nowt's happened. Hope your appendix feels better. Thanks mate. It hurts like a motherfucker now like, but it is still nowt compared to last night.

Anything new from last night then? Been in the hospital all night and had surgery on my appendix this morning, can't be arsed reading 20 pages now like.

Sometimes words fail me. Every other f***ing post tbh. His post is exactly what's wrong with a lot on here you included. It's always Ashley's fault, you can't see the wood for the trees and always see the pessimism in any transfer situation regarding Newcastle. How the fuck is this not Ashley's fault like? The lad's been desperate to join us and we wouldn't stump up with more than £800k for a loan for a French international? Incompetent pricks is what they are.

Fucking hell, this club man. Complete and utter shambles Ashley. Just wait 12 months and we'll have been relegated and he'll be "trying to sell" us again. Prick.

No kidding, it's been going on for about a month now (checked the Transfer rumours thread, 21st July we were talking about him) with so many twists and turns it's been unbelievable. If we sign him, brilliant, but if we don't we'll have fucked up badly.

We need to get this sorted soon like.

Swedish commentators actually praised Enrique towards the end of the game, saying something like "he's kept in form Valencia quiet most of the game and looks a lot faster than I expected."

Just put money on Cardiff being promoted.

15th.

Skirge, please tell me you're just forgetting that we signed Routledge in January, because playing Smith and Guthrie ahead of him would be nothing short of mental, no matter what daft formation you want to use.

Scholes was fucking immense btw, why can't that ginger cunt just stop being good?

I don't see anything in him, he's fucking atrocious and a liability. Hope to fuck Guthrie is back soon and that Hughton plays him and Barton.

Nowt wrong with our set pieces tonight IMO. Our best scoring chance came from one. Carroll looked really good at defending set pieces as well btw.

Harper does indeed look extremely slow for a goal keeper. Really hope we'll see more of Krul this season.

Harper - Looked slow for their third, couldn't really do much with the other goals though. Couple of good saves as well. Perch - Got better in the second half, but he still looked out of his depth for most of the game. Hopefully just needs some time to settle. Williamson - A couple of mistakes that nearly cost us, bar that he played very well, especially considering the opposition and that this was his PL debut. Colo - See Williamson. Enrique looked solid, shame he gave the ball away like he did for their third though. Our best player by a mile IMO. Routledge - Tried hard, but his passing was terrible. Will be an important player for us this season. Barton - Worked his socks off and won a fair few tackles. His passing needs to get better, but I reckon it will when he'll a little more time on the ball before being closed down as quickly as he was today. Smith - Fuck off, wank again. Jonas - See Routledge. Nolan - Was he even on the pitch? Carroll - Did very well tonight. Looks a lot quicker than last season and seems hungry. Will do well this season IMO.

Fucking hate Man U and their fans like. Don't think I've heard them singing all game bar when they went 1-0 up and started shouting "who are ya!?". Don't think we've been that bad, certainly not to the extent where I'd go " We're definitely getting relegated! ". We're playing one of the best teams in the world at their ground, where we've got a history of being shit and losing. Second half will be very interesting.

:nope: Unlucky not to get more of a touch for their first, bar that he's been very good defensively.