danswan

I said the same thing to wor lass on Sunday night. What has your lass done to deserve an ambassadorial role at the toon gimpy?

What's wrong with this one?

I may now be able to afford to push my kids through the turnstiles, wait outside for 2 hours and collect them afterwards.

Heard the name, don't recall seeing him play. Any good?

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In no particular order Zidane Hoddle Beardo

fyp

Superb question!! My guess would be what you hear is the average tone - a certain percentage will be flat, the others sharp. I bet Professor Heinz Wolff from the Great Egg race would know the answer.

Due to the speed of sound and whatnot, you are never going to get everyone singing at exactly the same time, even if there is a drum.

Aye I would take him here as a Shola or Dooks replacement in a flash tbh. His last goal for England was superb.

Reverse psychology?

It's far too hard - like the ones on Richard and Judy. You should dumb it down a bit.

With Martins gone in Jan...Smith/Owen or Fatuka will have to be worked at...More importantly I'd like to see a couple of midfielders come in the Jan window with creative and pace components. I'd rather lose any of the other strikers than lose Martins. Well he's off whether you like it or not. Unless we cut Shola's legs off at the knees and send him instead?

He's more of a creator of goals tbf. A lack of goals will always be his problem though. Its his movement. Absolutely abysmal. He never gets anywhere near the 6 yard box to get a chance. Always dropping off or summat. I reckon its all been coached out of him when Taggart tried to turn him into a poor mans Robbie Savage. Sir Alex "Greatest manager ever " Ferguson has destroyed his career tbh. Spot on. Definitely not one of SAF's finest hours. Have people forgotten the type of goals he scored for Leeds?? The boy can finish. It's just been removed from his arsenal in the last few seasons, and he will need to get it back slowly. As I said earlier, if Smith can regain his goalscoring touch, it could make a huge difference to our season, and could be the single most important thing for the team to move forward that extra step up into the top 6 I can remember him and Micky Bridges scoring some crackers in the champions league.

Nice chap.

Bring on the Mong-faced wonder!

Two words: Albert Luque Roger that. I will never trust youtube again

True, but if you can't win/keep the ball in the opposition's half you can have 11 goalscorers on the pitch, wont make a difference. Plus I'm sure he will weigh in with goals if he plays there all the time, he's never been prolific but give him a season and he'll get 10-15 I would have thought.

I don't recall us pushing up as much in previous matches. Against some of the poorer sides the main criticism has been that we have been too defensive and there has been a definite change to that and I think most people would have noticed the difference. Agreed, it just felt 'Allardyce-esque', whatever the fuck that means. similar to 'Burlesque' but where they all have huge papier maché heeds?

I still think Martins will become top class. If his age is to be believed he's still just a nipper.

Kevin Davies was the key to how Bolton played when they were winning. Smith fits this style perfectly, but better IMO and if we are playing one up top it should be him.

I am unable to answer that question

I hope last night has made Sam realise that Smith isn't a midfielder once and for all. Smith and Owen/Martins for me. Viduka super sub.

Barton's outburst has been directly responsible for the backing the team has received tonight, the first home game for ages where we have backed them from beginning to end. If he meant it, it was a stroke of genius. Let's keep it going now.