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Sounds like bollocks, but if he is unhappy it will be a good chance to see just how good Big Sam's man-management is, and how strong he can be. I think Given is the better of the two, but it's Harper's shirt to lose and he hasn't done anything to warrant losing it. Given has every right to be unhappy about not being in the side but if he demands to be in the side whenever he is fit then he is showing the wrong attitude, and disrespecting his teammates. In this scenario, he would have to go, better keeper or not

The facial cumshot? One of my mates was best man at a wedding once and switched CDs in the stereo thing. After the vows were exchanged the bride and groom kissed to the sentimental wedding classic that is... 'Donald where's ya troosers'

Thank fuck for that. Time to start the intravenous drug use again. Who wants to share me needle?

It was only about a month ago there was that story on the BBC site that he was off to Fulham or some other no-mark team for a pittance. Glad that was a load of shite then.

If I earned 1% of what these guys were on, the first thing I would do would be to get a load of ho's round for a no holds barred spanking session tbh

As I have already stated, we should come out to a spine tingling tune guaranteed to get everybody in the ground up for the game. Ghostbusters

You can watch it online live, but they don't replay it. Don't really see the point of having it online tbh

Why doesn't someone make a thread for each player and we can find out!! Polltastic!!

It's a superb situation for us to be in. Two top keepers, one makes a mistake then there's a fired up replacement waiting in the wings 100% focussed on getting their place back and keeping it. Hopefully a theme that continues through the whole squad now, everyone knowing that if they put a foot wrong they have someone breathing down their neck. To bring Given straight back would put out all the wrong messages. Well done Sam

Thank fuck for that

Fucking childish cunts!

no they aren't I am. Haweeeeeehh Shola time to claim that England spot

Tell you what like, I somehow manage to kill 99% of topics. Dead.

c) I'm pissed. Ricky who? I'll just say something to bluff him.....

Muthafucker!

We signed them all

Computer games are cool

Doesn't look like a fun job to me, suppose get to watch the match for nowt but I would imagine you would sweat like a bastard in there.

I thought this, When we just need one tireless nutter to leg around when we are more 4-5-1 than 4-4-3 he seems ideal to me. Maybe he could rival Davies for fouls committed too! That said, I think he was really brought in to expand our audience of gays, as gays are his biggest fans! Plus gays generally have a lot of money to spend on things like shirts and that.

Are you saying that James (aka T27) should be the club mascot? :parky: Maybe..... As long as our mascot has an enormous head, I'm easy.

Its head isn't big enough. Mascots should always have massive heads.

What does babbing ones self involve?

To Trevor Morley at West Ham in the early 90s just after he was stabbed by his wife: "One Mrs Morley There's only one Mrs Morley""

Aye. Fucking politics man.

Aye. Family reasons eh? Maybe Barton was gonna go after his family with cigars and that