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Spurs will get hammered by Bodø/Glimt in the semis.

The night is still young.

The only reason Bournemouth got him that cheap was because they were prepared to accept a release clause. If he leaves them in the summer, I think Bournemouthfans will think he'll be going for far less than they could have gotten without the clause. He's basically following the Haaland strategy to avoid being priced out of an opporunity to progress his own career.

Big mistake of Man Utd to let him go just as he got rid of the bleached wet noodle style haircut worthy of being an early 2000's Dutch clubber. 100% certain that is what held him back ever since joining Man Utd. To perform you have to have belief in yourself first and foremost.

Saw a youtube short video yesterday praising him*, unironically, for slagging off refs in English in La Liga as only a small percentage of them apparently knows english, and slagging refs off in Spanish when playing in Europe, with clips of examples from both, so seems he has a habit of doing this Edit: Praising him for being smart, so was extra pleasing to learn he's got sent off

Fatrick Kluivert on Man Utd's bench always throws me off, no matter how many times I've seen the camera pan over to him and Amorim

Garnacho needs to be investigated for match fixing with that criminally poor finish

Man City looked like they were just playing the ball amongst themselves to stall time in the hope the game would be over asap to save their strength for their mid-week game. They didn't look dangerous at all until their first extremely lucky goal. I got the feeling it was intentional of us to basically stall the game too until their legs startet getting tired and minds wandering off to the Real Madrid game before turning up the pace of the game, which sounds pretty smart to me. That plan obviously goes out of the window as soon as they go 1-0 up We've been good at coming back from losing positions this season, so it was extra dissapointing to see the (non)reaction to their goal.

Seems like we went out there to slow things down in order to turn the pressure on when Man City started to tire. Problem being we lulled ourselves into falling asleep while Man City got envigorated by the gift we gave them for their first.

Which team is it that had a fairly tough game against Real Madrid a few days ago?

we aren't?

Trippier's definitely not a CB Might have been better to play Krafth today if the idea was to play with 3 CB's

Norwegian studio desperate to make a case for Haaland over Isak in a comparison scoring them on finishing, movement, dribbling, tempo and heading from 1 to 10 Desperate stuff. Isak beating Haaland in all metrics so far this season but nah Haaland is a little bit better at everything over Isak except dribbling.

Honestly couldn't give a flying fuck. I didn't mind the rules, although clearly not well thought through, as much as I hated the reason and teams responsible for them. The principle of avoiding owners taking the piss by throwing unlimited money at a club through an associated party is good imo. however there needs to be more leeway in how much an owner can invest in a club without a fake sponsorship as long as the future of the club is secured appropriately against bankruptcy. We'll get there eventually rules in place or not.

Everton surely putting in that extra bit of effort other teams rarely do just because its Liverpool. Don't think this Liverpool is as easy to beat as it might look.

Think I might have better reflexes than Pickford even when drunk.

A tired Man City with all to play for in the return fixture is best case scenario for us. Ride the early storm and run them into the ground when they are starting to worry about saving strength for the next game.

Difficult to defend against rapid youth like Perisic has an abundance of

I need that wham hoodie

How can we beat Real & Barca to the signing if they haven't even made an attempt at signing him?

What alleged cheating are we responsible for?

Simple answer: No

Only seen live clips of him after Tottenham losses before where it's blad & fam between every other curse word, but that was amazing. Was already howling, and then he brought out the Mick Foley reference

Maddison got the smallest heart in the PL, in both its meanings. Would hate to see him here. Much more enjoyable seeing him in the white shirt curling into a fetal position and completely dissapear from a game whenever it is screaming for someone to step up and make something happen. If your team is always in control and in the lead he's a good player to have I'll give him that.