Why? I'm asking who people prefer. So they've now ruined me creating a poll?
TBF, some of your views belong over there, the amount of shite you spout.
You've said this before but you obviously struggle with examples.
Here's one:
Give him a pair of those cut off at the foot protective tights and hoy him on the bench just in case.
Then we can sing to him:
The tights that Dwight sat in
Never reaching the end.
I'll get me coat.
I refuse to accept for one second you haven't been listening to The Moody Blues for at least the last 6 hours, such is the randomness of this post.