Ronaldo

Got to play Mitrovic, like. Absolute necessity.

Kin ell, Mojo. Do you ever stop thinking about greasers?

Both players are similarly ineffective. Not liabilities like Tiote but both will always come unstuck against good players. I don't know what in the hell we were thinking paying nearly £7m for Anita.

18 points from Benteke. Still dropping him, mind.

Anita's a tidy, uninspiring footballer and a complete weakling. Him and Colback should be warming the bench.

JT.

on the golf course first thing this morning. Evidently they're not bothering to have a training session this morning with only us to come at the weekend.

Martins vs Boro. Thought that was the goal to keep us up. I'm pretty sure I nearly had an aneurysm.

Yeah, I had to too. 37 points from the first 2 weeks ffs. Abysmal.

Would've been interesting to see how Cabella would've done with a bit of time but the fact Sammy Ameobi scored more goals last season probably tells its own story. It would appear we have several better options than him for the CAM role and he's certainly not a PL winger. Good move for everyone you'd think.

Not bad considering, is the short answer.

Aguero's such a genius.

Ideally neither of them (or Tiote) would be in the team.

Ridiculous. Like Bobby's statue it looks like some sort of parody.

As I've said once, he needs to hurry up and figure out what the players are actually like versus what his perception was when appointed. Coloccini, Obertan, and to a lesser extent Colback have no business being in our chosen Xl.

Schoolboy defending again.

We know he's not up to much defensively. Left exposed and couldn't handle it.

I sincerely hope McClaren's going to drop some of the preconceived ideas he clearly had about some of our shockingly shit playing staff.

Everyone knows and have known for years Give over, man. Check the Colo thread the days following his contract extension. It was like half the place had been sniffing glue. Eh? People saying he's the best of the bad bunch means everyone is happy with our CB's? That wasn't what was being said, though. Him and Mbemba should be able to form a good partnership etc. Totally different to everybody saying he's mint like. And I didn't infer that.

Everyone knows and have known for years Give over, man. Check the Colo thread the days following his contract extension. It was like half the place had been sniffing glue. Eh? People saying he's the best of the bad bunch means everyone is happy with our CB's? That wasn't what was being said, though. Him and Mbemba should be able to form a good partnership etc.

Everyone knows and have known for years Give over, man. Check the Colo thread the days following his contract extension. It was like half the place had been sniffing glue.

We're an absolute shower of shit defensively and people need to wake up to that.

It's a WUM, man. Surely?

Pinning their hopes on Hughton and Williamson. Yet I have no sympathy for them whatsoever because of that post.