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Man U are an easy mark now. Nobody will dread playing them.

Perez isn't a main striker in a million years.

I hope when you use those smilies your aren't legitimately sad, BG. Keown's a cunt, Shearer - though obviously a hero - is as thick as pork mince and BT are all pricks too. Who cares?

Neesy, man, stop being such a pansy please.

I've got to say, I was vaguely happy with SM's appointment given the fucking alternative and I've more good than bad to say about him relating to our start to the season. However, I just can't get fully on board with a lot of the optimism on here right now. There are still massive gaps in the squad and apparently no appetite to remedy them. When we push up and try to win games our defence will be shown up for exactly what it is and our only decent bet for PL goals is probably going to be off before September. We're still massively lacking a cutting edge and I do worry where we'll be in the table in a month or so.

A tiny club that shouldn't be in the Premier League; yeah, I think you're right. Bit of a stupid comment, this. None of us like Pardew but don't lower yourself to that.

Surprised Shearer thought it was a definite red, mind. Easily a yellow and Mitrovic needs to learn how to harness his aggression.

They have a much better team than us, or at least did before our recent spending spree. Not a lot more to it than that.

Don't forget the type of shit Wenger etc will whisper in the refs ear before the game. Mitro bossed them and scored in the CL, no way AW would let that shit stand. Let the ref know he's as dirty as fuck from the off, then it's there in his mind. Guaranteed. Wenger's a cheating prick and always has been. Amazes me (or not) how popular he is with the false 9 brigade. Then again, he's a saint next to Mourinho.

Arsenal fans aren't even the worst 'top 4' supporters in London.

8 goals.

Unfortunately there aren't too many other words for people who continue to defy basic common sense. Even you've figured out Tiote's useless and you were his no.1 fan a couple of years back.

Instantly? We're talking about a player who's been an utter liability for years and has no discernible PL-level footballing attributes. I really do hope this is just an act and you're not quite this stupid in reality.

As if there are people thick enough to still think Tiote's a Premier League footballer.

What a gorgeous little header last night. Should start whenever fit. Too classy a footballer not to.

Well that was an exhibition in how thick goalkeepers can be. Up against non-regular penalty takers and indiscriminately picking a side and diving early is exactly what the opposing player wants. If you're up against Le Tiss or Cantona, fair enough.

He's evidently an extremely capable winger. Bout time we bought one of them.

It's August 2015.

Siem.

Took him one start to equal Cabella's scoring record.

When fit he'd be my pick to partner Mbemba with no more signings but we all know he'll be 'out for the season' within a few weeks. Waste of space.

I considered slotting him in somewhere, like, given that run of games he had in 06/07. He and Martins linked up really well during that little spell.

He left in 2007.

Alan Smith instead of Gosling.

Absurd decisions by Pulis. Lost them at least a point.