Ronaldo

That'd be such a tough decision for Moyes, like. Newcastle and Mike Ashley or northern Spain and a club who want to achieve stuff.

Eh? Most of the CL games have been on Sky.

Terrible defending.

All I'd say is: 1. Historically, 'getting behind' this bunch of arseholes has been about as effective as using cod liver oil to cure cancer. 2. Even if we stay up, all that truly represents is vindication of the Ashley model and it'll be the same next season and beyond until we finally go down.

Indeed. They look every inch an Ancelotti side. Helps having all that attacking talent, obviously.

What a fantastic goal. Football at its best, that.

That was Olivier Bernard wasn't it?

Well said.

More of what, him letting someone else make statements for him? Same as Pardew's post-window statement a couple of years back.

pretty much. and a top class centre forward. and fit defenders. Oh, aye. Our first choice defenders haven't conceded the most goals in the league apart from QPR or owt.

Just my criticism of him, ey.

Is this the closest you've ever come to criticising him?

You're talking about John Carver and NUFC, Kaka. Not 'this country'.

Which myth about British managers?

Put £40 on at 11/2. Least I'll get somat out of it.

West Brom are safe. To be honest we could barely have asked for 3 better games to end the season with.

As average as he is we need Colback in midfield.

If Dummett doesn't make it, which he probably will.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/11200964/Alan-Pardew-happy-with-depth-of-Newcastle-squad.html

Best GIF ever. Mike, you're such a fucking star.

Which is why I don't think stripping him of the captaincy is going to improve his attitude. Right now the manager's job should be to pump these players with belief and pride in the shirt, not play to the fans or the media. It's better to be a cunt like Mourinho who can get his players to fight to the death than be popular Johnny who is loved by the local fans and Lee Ryder for being "honest" about his players lack of heart. Right, but it'll never happen. More chance of Riviere scoring a double hattrick.

We're out to 11/2 again if anyone fancies placing a bet. Ludicrous odds tbh.

Imagine relying on his likely partner as we did in 2009.

? Confused. I have amended it.

Burnley will lose to Hull at the weekend. 37 points and Job done.