NEEJ

Need two goals in the last ten minutes? Bring on Alan Smith. Sound logic.

Back in 2009, we were relegated after a disaster of a season. Keegan had been 'forced out' of the club back in September and the maelstrom that followed did nothing to help the team, nor the 3 other managers who attempted to correct the club's inevitable course downwards. This meant that we kicked off the 2009/10 season in the Coca-Cola Championship, playing away from the headlines and non-stop news of the Premier League. Out of the spotlight, the club managed to right itself inside and out, thus beginning the upward momentum which has gathered pace over the last 3 seasons and landed us back in Europe.

All I can picture is him running half the length of the pitch to get in Rooney's face now. "You impress me most this year Wayne!"

Bit different like.

"Call me Yo."

Why would you even consider doing that? Mental.

Not sure if having such a low vantage point helps sometimes like i did but I totally agree I thought we were very disappointing all over the pitch... I also thought it was a terrible decision (who ever made it?) to wear a strip in what could of been the most vital game of the season which has very poor visibility... Actually joked about it on the way to the match but thought the times we will actually need to wear it were very low... Couldn't believe we decided to debut it on Sunday... Just blended in with the crowd etc and completely disappeared in the more shadowed areas of the pitch... Never understood in an age when fortunes are spent to gain an extra 1% from players that you pay no thought in the colour of the kit you choose to wear... Always believe you should were socks and tops that stand out in the conditions you are faced with... Would you have said the same if we'd worn the black away strip? Ridiculous point.

If it is, why is his profile picture him staring at Raylor?

Sammy '3 Macs' Ameobi.

What the fuck is this at the Bernabeu? You'd think it was the first time they've won La Liga EVER.

He's cut his NUFC socks half way and isn't wearing the bottom half as well.

One twat to another.

Who changed the title?

He is a douche but there is actually one decent thing he is doingand that's giving his £10,000 pounds he won today to a children's charity. I know that's like 10p to him it's still a decent gesture. Yeah, no doubting that. He still could do with a good punch mind.

The Guthrie one was brilliant tbf. If any other player playing that day had been the one Guthrie smashed it would've been completely unacceptable.

His time has peaked here. Poor footballer. Needs to go! Stick to Aussie Rules, mate.

Joe Hart looks like a vampire.

Especially with that jester hat on.

What a cock Samir Nasri is.

Would love to see Spurs completely fucked over, but ,even more so, I don't want to see Chelsea win it. Jormans all day.

Nails Caybaye like. Just stands there staring at Cahill as he grabs him by the throat.

Nee way.

On the plus side here, if Man City score again I win £5.50.

Looks dogshite today like.