Mattoon

Get the f*** out of here. I have a few Liverpool supporting friends and they all want to see us do well now, I got a lot of messages when it was confirmed. They're genuinely happy for us and slightly jealous. Jealous of what? To use an anology straight out of Stifler's book; it's like that ex-girlfriend you still think is hot but you're with someone else but that doesn't stop you not wanting them to be with anyone else.

Get the fuck out of here. I have a few Liverpool supporting friends and they all want to see us do well now, I got a lot of messages when it was confirmed. They're genuinely happy for us and slightly jealous.

The Mackems are clearly rattled, not a big club, Rafa can only run a club that's already had the work done for him, he'll fail in the championship because he's not done it before, he's a failure because he got us relegated, he couldn't do in 10 games what Di Canio did in 7, etc... different circumstances, different levels of incompetence, Rafa will transform this club and it doesn't matter what league we're in, a class manager is a class manager. He's got this and I've never been so excited for a new season, not for neigh on 20 years. Steve McClaren likes this piss off!

The Mackems are clearly rattled, not a big club, Rafa can only run a club that's already had the work done for him, he'll fail in the championship because he's not done it before, he's a failure because he got us relegated, he couldn't do in 10 games what Di Canio did in 7, etc... different circumstances, different levels of incompetence, Rafa will transform this club and it doesn't matter what league we're in, a class manager is a class manager. He's got this and I've never been so excited for a new season, not for neigh on 20 years.

Too soon man :'(

Giggs gone as well apparently!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zNVtMtKtApc/0.jpg Reminds me of this guy "where's me washboard?"

We were shit today but the important thing is that both strikers scored and put further claim to starting positions and although we were shit we still ground out a win.

Wins Mourinho 65.4% Ancellotti 59.7% Pep Guardiola 74.3% Louis van Gaal 60.4% Alan Pardew 41.6% Sam Allardyce 36.3% Losses Mourinho 14.9% Ancellotti 18.3% Guardiola 10.3% Van Gaal 20% Pardew 36.8% Allardyce 36.8%

How that Pep Pardiola hasn't been banned from there already I haven't a clue but he's comedy gold.

Awesome work Dave

He'll be sat crying in his Pardew PJ's

Now dance yourself to relegation you egotistical nonce prick!

Had draw HT and Man Yoo FT and BTTS so one more for the win!

He's quite obviously going to win the cup on Saturday like Shut your dirty whore mouth!

I would say, after the last 10 years we've been put through, we definitely do crave a messiah to shake and wake the club up!

I like Vern, classy little player, he's just a little light weight. I think he'll be very useful in the Championship, as long as Rafa stays.

Don't panic I'm sure they'll announce Warnock before the start of the season, keep the faith!

Colback is shit, it's not his fault he's shit or that he shouldn't be playing for us but was relied on, he tried but he's no good so I can't hate him too much, having said that I'd gladly never see him again in the team. Thauvin however never gave a shit and couldn't wait to get away, first rat and all that, despise the useless git.

Pearson for me like!

I've said it before, if Rafa takes the job you can be damn sure his lawyers will make his position watertight, there's no way he'll give Ashley the opportunity to do to him what's been done in the past a fact of which he'll be very well aware of. There's no way Ashley and his cronies can spin this one its Rafas way or to the dogs.

S'cuse me but I can't help but notice I'm much better than yow

Rafa has him in a corner here tbf, the fans have been very vocal and obvious what they want, Rafa has said he wants it and the ball is firmly in Ashley's court. There's no way Ashley comes out of this with any spin looking good if Rafa doesn't stay. Even the media will ridicule him at this point, it has to happen now, surely?

Mitrovic averaged 1 in 2 before he came here in two countries...his point clearly doesn't stand when his opinion applies to a player he doesn't like. How many has he averaged in the premier? That is the only stat which is relevant. I agree with Benitez that central defenders in England are probably as good as anywhere, especially against big centre forwards, which would explain why Mitrovic's scoring rate dipped pretty drastically since coming here. 1 in 2.6 according to Whoscored