Mattoon

I so want this to happen and for him to finally take them down, two birds, one stone.

Too many fish in the PSG pond, deserved the move from his form but should never have gone there. Would still have him back in a flash.

Literally gone into meltdown :lol:

Please let it be Pardew!!

Even the pink seats are beeeewwwwwing

They've given up, can't even be arsed to chase the ball down and at least make an effort to save some face. Defeatism at its finest on display here.

I know there's some real shit in the PL this season but I'm hard pressed to pick a worse team than this bunch, absolute dross and none of them care. Without us to gift them 6 points I reckon they're down with games to spare. All that lording leagues over us and I wouldn't change places with them for anything, short sighted mackematics!

Bewwwwwww

Hahahahahahaha

Fyp

Has his strengths and weaknesses but tbh he's always been one of my favourites, he's a solid yet unremarkable professional that has never given anything but his all for the club. He'll never be world class but he's a solid squad player.

I'm not even from the area and I love outing the inbred nonce sympathisers, half the reason I come in here.

Quoted from the same write-up by Louise Taylor. "Zaha, Andros Townsend and, when fit, Yohan Cabaye will be integral to such varied gameplans but Benteke seems key to Pardew’s creation of the type of three-dimensional team he once envisaged constructing around Carroll." Pardew the versatile, tactical genius. There's still vomit residue on my tonsils, long after reading that misrepresentation of The King. Pity his plan didn't come together as he was busy whoring Carroll out to any club that would listen. The only 3 dimensional thing about Pardew is the immense size of his over-inflated ego.

Maybe he's talking about watching him play for Liverpool or West Ham?

The guy is obviously an odious twat that plays disgusting football but he doesn't particularly bother me, he gets the odd upset but he'll never amount to anything. He's certainly no Allardyce or Pardew dislike wise, just football wise.

I'm more surprised at the fact Kanji is surprised at the content considering who posted it.

I can't see Colback playing, he gives away too many free kicks in stupid areas and QPR only score from set pieces (like us) so why give them ammo? No doubt Hayden steps back in after a well earned rest 100%

The same QPR that struggled against relegation candidates Blackburn? I know a QPR supporter, goes to a lot of games and he's seriously shitting it, he said the only hope he's hanging on to is our poor form down south. They can't buy a goal from open play but have been dangerous at set plays, so long as Colback isn't available to give away needless free kicks we should be fine. These are an upper midtable team at best.

Hayden ha played a lot and I'm not convinced with Perez in this league, but I do think we'll improve a lot over the next few months. Really looking forward to seeing Mitro and Gayle together. At the moment I think we're winning games more due to our individual players ability and a tight back four than anything else. All of our defenders were here last season whereas our entire midfield and attack, bar shelvey and gouffran, are new signings. Once they click as a unit I think we may actually start scoring the odd goal from open play. I think Rafa is taking this cautiously, he knows how fragile our players have been and he knows how to build a team from the back and once the players at the front and in the middle begin to trust those behind them we'll become more expansive. We're just building momentum, ethos and team spirit at the moment and the confidence is growing for all to see. There's bound to be hiccups along the way but with the foundations being built now they'll be less destructive when they do happen.

Trying not to get too confident but after our recent performances and QPR's form I really fancy us to take all the points here. Another professional performance away from home and a tight win.

Sounds like a man on the edge, didn't like that line of questioning.

Perfect crack covering result there like, can't complain, I want him to lose every game but for maximum told you so he's got to last as long as it takes to take them down. Can't be giving Ian Wright the ability to say he'd have turned it round.

He's a bang average keeper that performed alright in a shite team, would rather keep Krul and Darlow. He'll always be synonymous to that regime and although I don't hate him based on some nightclub waffle, I don't particularly like him either. I think he wants what's best for NUFC but strikes me as the kind of player that needs to be told what that is rather than work it out himself.

That is literally the best thing I have read on the Internet

He has a record of boom bust cycles, someone else will bring him in needing a boom when they're worried about relegation and sack him once it goes to shit, hopefully it'll be Sunderland.