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Everything posted by Mattoon
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We can't break down a wet cardboard box tbf
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"We was triffic" etc. We showed a lot of fret in the first half and made it count, but Gillingham is a good side and a lot of teams will struggle to get anything here this season, they will do well in the league and I wish them the best. For us it's back to basics, we have to prepare ourselves for Palace. They will be up for the fight and we have to be careful not to underestimate them because they is managerless.
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It is puzzling, probably because he licks windows 23 hours a day. You have to lick a lot of windows/eat a lot of crayons to get that fat
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Well he needs to improve on the 3 he got last season or else we're fooked. Still an improvement on Shola
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I don't know what everyone's problem is with OG, he's likely our top scorer this season
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Did any banners make it to the game?
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Gutted I'm missing this, sounds like a riveting match, oh and the dulcet tones of Lowes is a real loss to my night with his insightful knowledge of the game. Gutted I tell you!
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I'm pretty sure every team that play us has Pardews pressers as their team talk, if he can't boost their teams confidence and moral no one can.
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One of those nitroglycerin ones?
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If this cunt was on Mastermind he'd definitely pick casinos over football as his specialist subject, even though he's shit at both.
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You must remove them with a tin opener. Like your fat footballer mate. stop this madness Leave him alone, he's obviously one of those chunks that hangs his pouch over his waistband.
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Doesn't deserve another thread, however needs one so we have somewhere to vent, otherwise all the other threads will get taken over. Got no faith in this cretin getting a win tomorrow.
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It's fucking rediculous that we won't spend any more money on what we need because we've spent our incoming transfer fees, meanwhile Fat Ashley is bathing in the Sky money. Can't wait to see the creative accountancy on that one.
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Can't stand them, I am surrounded by them at work and they're crawling out of the woodwork again. I bet one lad at work they wouldn't win the league last season, now he's taken me on double or quits for this season, so I have extra incentive to see them fail! That and the scouse accent is like fucking nails down a blackboard.
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Excellent work guys and I see you made the Chronic
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Welcome back Santoon, great way to make a comeback! Glad you've sorted your shit out, good to have you back bud.
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Fuck me, I forgot about this tool! That was around the time I started reading on here, not long before I started posting. I guess he's feeling better from that time he died.
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Might as well just say, we have no interest in style of play, individual teams you may want us to beat, crowd levels, games outside the premier league or football in general, so long as the team scrapes enough points to stay in the premier league, Ashley gets his payout and continued audiences for SD tat we're all good. Enjoy watching that tripe because we know you won't stop supporting the team. Love Pardew et al x
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The mans a defeatist, we've lost before we kick a ball most games because he's told everyone how amazing the other team is, how difficult they'll be and told all out players to be careful.
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I reckon we can contain these guys pretty well, if we can keep it to 0-0 for 70 mins we can bring Oberwang on and nick it on the break. I haven't got a fookin' Scooby Doo what were gonna do on corners or free kicks though?!?
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Yeah I find it all extremely bemusing that the press have been banging the "big spenders Newcastle" drum, "Ashley has answered his critics", "dark horses Newcastle", "lots of exciting new attacking options" The story will soon change when we slump, for some reason Saint Pardew gets an easy ride in the mainstream press.
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We could have Shearer in his prime and not score in a month with these tactics. Pardews team talk is "careful" forward play is too dangerous.
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Different season, different players, same problems, what's the common denominator? Oh yeah, it's not Pardews fault, his hands are tied. Nothing's going to change with this absolute plank in charge. Unless we get luck and sign someone who's going to come in and give us that "magic" we're really going to struggle this year.
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That's not the change that should be equated to our situation, it's the constant expectation dampening and turning the majority of our fans into situation appologists (we can't compete, sovereign states, Leeds, etc...) The Toon Army of 10 years ago would be burning Pardew/Ashley effegies in the stands. It's not just the club that's a shadow of its former self.