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5-3-2 4-4-2 3-5-2 5-4-1 doesn't matter what formation he plays, it's the same mantra, 11 behind the ball, keep it tight and narrow, have your midfield cover the flanks and your wingbacks tuck in, soak up the pressure and hit on the break with a bit of Madjik. Attacking formation, flood the midfield, fill the team with left backs and defence minded players?!?!? Where the fuck does he get these ideas from?

Your right I say we do the fucker in and have done with it.

I definitely don't think he's unsackable, the more pressure the better, I don't enjoy seeing us win with this fraud in charge and as we're safe, we may as well lose as I'm pretty much ambivalent to that too. Even if there's only a slight chance he'll get sacked I'll take it!

he's a bit shit isn't he?

"I thought we was the better side up until that first goal." 11 minutes Stoke 1 - 0 Newcastle "We made the subs to have an impact and I thought we lost some of that defensive quality we had, which lost me the game." 78 minutes Ben Arfa comes on at 3-0 down, Stoke win 4-0

We'll not win tomorrow, Stoke are a very, very good side, we can't compete with their financial clout.

if we do I just hope that doesn't change too many fickle minds. He's had his easy ride. Even if we do win it'll be a scrappy undeserved win and Brett will be back to tell us how deluded we all are.

He has got that quality though, that winning mentality.

Thanks for sending. He nails it again but I think Pardew has escaped from criticism a bit there.

Pass it on please.

Difficult, difficult, hard, hard, difficult, tough, hard, tough... how the fuck does he even get out of bed in the morning?! It's always about how great the opposing side are, how fantastic their manager and fans are and how tough and difficult it is for poor old Pardew and his nasty mean Newcastle side.

I applaud their efforts but unless the majority of the crowd turn it's not going to get much attention. Are our home fans anywhere near as passionately against Pardew as the Norwich fans were about Hughton for example? There wasn't much doubt there about what the fans thought of the manager. You get the feeling the tide has/is turning, people are sick of it now, too much of the same reiterated, regurgitated bullshit. It worked for a while but now he's got nowhere to hide, there's only so much even the most gullible can take before he just becomes a parody of himself. As much as would love to see us win, the best thing that can happen now we're safe is to just keep losing, if he puts in a win or two it may stop the train of discontent before it gathers up to non-return speed.

stop hogging it man I want some!

"I think maths was against me, we need to win more points and score more goals and we might finish higher next season." No shit Pardew.

Has anyone else been called over to the technical area for conceding, being the cause of or giving away a goal? Have they FUCK?!? Pardew using him to take the heat off himself again. Who was lambasted for the first, second and fourth goals? Nee fucker. Hatem the escape goat strikes again! So sick of this playground shit man, just fuck off Pardew.

Can't even see us scoring here, where from?? Can't see Cisse taking on 5 players in an individual piece of skill and cracking one in from 20 yards, because thats what it'll take right now!

"We was science energyless wiv the Europa midweek, games what we didn't play we was unprepared, but then we played and was tired. Notting hill spies was a fret and Stoke is a sovereign state wot we can't compete wiv. They woz more to play for cuz they want to catch us, which is lucky cuz if they was above us they'd be playin to stay above us. Oh and science."

3 or 4 with no reply, we've given up and everyone knows that and come at us knowing it's an easy 3 points.

Who added the fourth option? You've ruined the match day penis, the only highlight of the week!

Ok so I get that he toes the party line and I get that he meets the league and cup standards that are required of him, I get that he watches his best players sold in January with no meaningful replacement and the transfers are few and far between. What I don't get is that even with all this unwavering allegiance, his propensity to devalue players and inability to sufficiently blood youth players. If that is our model then he is seriously failing in our ability to be self perpetuating.

The new era starts when Ashley fucks off

Mick Harford did the same at Luton. No wonder we were after him as well, Ashley probably has them on zero hour contracts. Fucking Pard-timer

He's no Pardew, but a decent manager nevertheless

Well done Demba

Well this is about as close as we'll get to seeing Newcastle United in the Champions League.