B-more Mag

Jonas Do something with your walls, though, man. Very bland. 2/10 wnb

Can't even imagine what's going on in 54's dad's bed right now.

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This summer is going to be painful. What with the not bringing in enough decent players and all.

Neither here nor there really, but over past ten seasons the average points total for the third placed club was about 82. The highest was Brighton with 89 last season.

Our average points per game is 1.5 over the last six games and 1.9 over the last 10 games. Continuing that would see us at 90 to 93 points. Huddersfield's is 1.67 over six and 2.2 over 10. Even with a game in hand, that would put them at 86 to 91. It would take a pretty good collapse by us and pretty great run in by them or somebody else to see us out of the top two.

In reality though, fuck Arsenal.

Get some links up. http://i.imgur.com/JcL6KOU.png

SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAY!!!!!

I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAY

I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!!!

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!

We had 69 points after 33 matches in the '09-'10 season. Obviously having the same haul this season feels very different.

Almost baseball season, at least. Youknowwhich.jpg I'll get a few days of enjoyment before reality sets in.

I'd get more enjoyment out of repeatedly punching myself in the face than supporting this club.

Did they eat anything while they were there?

More Russian hijinks.

I had forgotten Kazenga Lualua was a thing.

It's 20

SOMEONE WARM UP THE RELEGATIONOMETER - I NEED TO VOTE 10

Congrats. Make sure the baby's eyes aren't red in photos. Could be eye cancer.

FUCK OFF 2016, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING CUNT! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Nah. I was totally sober and not at all hungover, and the match still looked like shit.

Pards to Fat Sam. That's some "delete your club" level shit.

So just as Pards was saying that, the owners were sitting there with a Prozone-powered dossier (Americans love stats) on their players written by Fathead looking for his next payday. No honour among thieves etc. etc. You couldn't make it up. CP grabbing Pards made my Christmas/NY in 2014, and they've having a good go at 2016 too. The gift that keeps giving. Merry Christmas Everybody! Must. Fight. Urge. To. Ask. For. Stats. On. That.