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The private jet from Madrid just flew over NE29

What sport is it they’re playing ?

Seen some lass was chatting away on her phone, probably ringing all her pals to say what an amazing time she's having watching that cunt Ronaldo

Sweet little megsy then a backheel finish. Wew. Love that.

They could relocate Leazes Terrace to where the Arena is now

Would you prefer he adopted a local accent like Shteeve did at Twente ?

We do this all the time when people ring up and try and flog us shite at work, if they won’t take no for an answer we just bounce them around until they get bored and piss off. If they’ve got something we’re interested in then they get to speak to the right person straight away. Agents know we have money and need to make signings so I bet they’re being even worse persistent pushy twats than usual.

He couldn’t get on board with their vision not to offer him a job

I also know Sam and agree with what Rocker says. He grew up in Shields in a working class geordie family, he might play up the accent at times but it’s not fake.

I just walked past when I took the mutt for his bedtime turd. Amanda’s drinking Cristal in the VIP section, Sam Fender’s on the karaoke, Patrick Topping’s DJing in the back room and Sean Longstaff is stood on the bar doing keepy uppies with a Terrys chocolate orange. Quiet night in NE29.

Spends too much time remonstrating with himself after his run or shot comes to nowt. Needs to stop that shit and get straight back into a defending mindset rather than theatrically waving his arms about and shaking his head in frustration that he failed to score a worldie, again.

Taggart still stalking the corridors of that club tapping on his watch and sticking his whisky ravaged sneck into every decision they make. A constant reminder to everyone of the glory days and how far they have fallen behind since then. That’s my kind of Fergie Time. Long may it continue.

Careful now, the John Spence Alumni Society will be on your case

Played a key role in stripping NUFC to the bare bones and turning it into a soulless zombie club that was determined to underachieve and deliberately antagonise its fans. He also piped Ashley dry and rimmed his stinking festering putrid hoop. So there can be no excuses made for him. The bloke is a cunt.

Eyes of the hawk, ears of the wolf, strength of the bear, speed of the puma

Brave is a game changer. Almost as good as getting the secret code that allows you to access hotel porn channels for free.

Rights he would ! The intro to Paradigms and the outro of Dying Light both have Goal Of The Month theme tune written all over them

Coke and hookers

My lass says I’m boring, ugly, shit in bed and she wants to start seeing other gadgies But I’m thinking O P P O S I T E Amirite ?

Manchester United. Absolute fucking wankers. Love seeing them get beat. Froggy seems like a canny lad though.

Gulfstream G550 just flying over Tynemouth on it's way up from Stansted. No registration visible on Flightradar, can any of the other planevert creeps help out with that....

Fred Talbot got done for noncing

The smart money says they'll dig out the old faithful ditty of: Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Eddie Eddie Howe, Eddie Howe, Eddie Eddie Howe

If a manager out there is looking at NUFC and getting excited about the challenge of building us from the current shit tip then I’m sure their agent will have found a way to make Staveley aware. Its not like we’re conducting a clandestine search.