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And social media was in it's infancy then, whereas our transition to inexperienced new ownership is being played out minute by minute on fucking Twatter.

In the space of a few hours Emery went from saying on camera that he'd had no contact to twitter reports saying he was unsure about the structure and unhappy about leaks. So either Emery or the journo was telling porkies. There's clearly some games being played at the Spanish end. Maybe he's bottled it, maybe he's positioning himself for more money because we're wealthy and desperate, maybe it's all just twitter bollocks. Time will tell.

Flew over my house earlier so I did some stalking on it. Has been in Dublin, Rwanda and the Congo recently. Registered in Cayman Islands. Try joining the dots on that.

Same situation for me and then I also went to the Chelsea match which was even worse. It was a long, long time since I’d watched a game and I was expecting to see a team that was average at best, but was genuinely shocked to see the plight they are in, they are jaw droppingly shite.

That swanky 15 seat private jet was only here for a couple of hours, on its way back to Rome now. 30 mins to drive Mourinho to Benton, 5 mins to look at the ice filled wheelie bins, 20 minutes of Mourinho rolling on floor laughing, 30 mins back back to Ponteland, pint and a packet of crisps in the Badger and then back onto the plane.

Couldn’t be arsed to write the new name: Newcastle & Sund erland Airport at Ponteland in Northumberland (not in Newcastle or Tyneside marra FTM)

Less removed from reality than a missing plane flying so high that it left the atmosphere ?

Scandalous that this thread had been allowed to drift so far down the board. Swanky 15 seater private jet just flown into Ponteland from Rome.

The smell that used to come from the brewery….

Hope the scousers step up through the gears and score a gazillion against these twats. Fucking despise Man Utd.

If you mean Low then I thought he liked to fingerblast his arse crack then sniff his digits

Interesting that his missus is from Kiev and it’s implied Fonzy’s based there, us geeks in the Planespotter thread got a twinge in our y-fronts watching a private jet fly into Newcastle from Ukraine via Italy y’day.

An excellent post and sums up the situation perfectly. And I also applaud the use of galoot.

Love that quote

Whatever next. Emergency Premier League rule that says any club who plays in black & white stripes isn't allowed to change its manager.

Someone sat near me said they knew him when he used to be a medical student at Newcastle Uni, he was a very big lad so easy to recognise I guess.

Same here. Based on what I saw he’s absolutely shite. First touch is shocking.

That masterpiece on a flag that filled the entire Gallowgate would be a sight to behold

If our new owners see that daft cunt Bruce as a credible mid-term manager then we might as well just burn the club down to the ground because it would be irrefutable proof that NUFC has been cursed by Beelzebub.

Spending £16m and it “not being a problem” is going to be a very strange feeling

The Saudi's are building the entire Neom city from scratch and spending $500bn on it The Reuben's are highly successful property developers Expanding / relocating a football stadium would be a piece of piss for the new owners

FTFY

The simple things that the cancerous cunt Ashley wasn't willing to do. Pride. Ambition. Engagement. Investment.

Check out his new album, there's a song called Friday 3pm