bobbydazzla

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You focus your rod on the pools where the fish are most likely to chomp on your bait. Don't go big game fishing when you've only got a maggot. A wise man told me that in the toilets of Dontino's Nite Spot around 30 years ago and it's always served me well in life.

Swap deal with Alvarez. Jobsagoodun.

He's going to Bayern Munich. One of the biggest, most prestigious and most successful clubs in world football. We're a long way behind them in the pecking order, even if we could match their wages.

Nope, he's still working for one of the big sportswear brands but he doesn't do football shirts these days.

My pal was a football shirt designer for the elite global clubs and he would sometimes put controversial designs out there just to be a rascal.

What about the stripes on the sleeves not aligning with the stripes on the shoulders though ? The shirt should be burnt in the fires of hell for that alone.

It's got nowt to do with getting older and thinking modern things aren't as good as they used to be. It's got to do with the atmosphere being undeniably tragic.

The way the shoulder stripes don't even match up with the position of the sleeve stripes has me doing a full Raymond Babbitt

The match atmosphere at home games this season has been tragic. I know that much for sure.

Sounds like the prevailing attitude of abusing our own players at St James’ Park is now becoming the norm in the away ends. Fun times.

Thing you notice about the Scottish grounds is that they have sections full of teens and twenties all going akka and giving it their full support all game. People take the piss out of “Ultras” in British grounds, but give me that over our thousands of miserable silent owld cunts stuck to their seats for decades like limpets, or the perpetual high volume negativity of angry middle aged men. I’d take it any day of the week, any week of the year.

Am not really paying full attention to this game but every time I glance at the telly there’s some cunt writhing around in pretend agony on the deck

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADBOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Our new shirt is so rancid they can’t find anyone willing to sponsor it

If Spurs are in the shite on the final day then the amount of assistance they’ll get from officials will be quite something to behold. If they need a goal there’s a decent chance they’ll still be playing added time when the calendar flips to June.

THIRTEEN FUCKING MINUTES

13 minutes WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Maddison going onto that pitch with handshakes and pats on the back from all parties, like a makem resplendent in a Sunlun shirt walking into the Red Lion boozer in Benidorm

I started a reply to that same post you’re replying to, but with a bullet point with a few words on every game we’d lost or drawn because we’d either conceded at the death or thrown away a lead. But the list was so massive that I decided not to post it because people don’t need that level of depression in their lives, the world is grim enough already without a list detailing every time NUFC have shot themselves in the foot this season. It really was a lengthy tragic list though.