bobbydazzla

The PL were doing to Man City on sponsorship what they did to NUFC on our takeover Don’t approve it, don’t reject it, just put it in medium term limbo and hope the companies who want to sponsor / takeover get frustrated and walk away The league is corrupt as fuck, a cartel of clubs calling the shots to financially neuter any competition and a complicit PL willing to act in the best interests of the cartel I’d like Masters and the PL to come out and say on record why they believe non-cartel teams having access to finance that can improve their ability to challenge an established cartel is a BAD thing. Why is becoming more competitive actually anti-competitive and doesn’t more teams being competitive increase the excitement and global profile of the league ?

I want to be able to buy the players we want and can afford, who will improve the 1st team and squad I want to be able to refuse to sell players we don't want to sell, if they also don't want to leave I want to be able to offer wages that are competitive versus other top teams across the PL and Europe I want to be able to agree sponsorship deals that are at least a similar level as sponsorship money being received by the cartel clubs I want to be able to tell all other clubs that they can GET TO FUCK if they ever try again to put rules in place that stop us doing any of 1-4 That's not too much to ask is it ? ps. I'd like it acknowledged that due to 14 years of disgraceful anti-competitive ownership, NUFC are in a financial "catch up" position and mid-term will need to massively overspend vs revenue just to become competitive again

If people share their random wish lists enough times, then they become an actual rumour

Will all the South Korean fans stop going to Tottenham games when Son eventually leaves ? Their allegiance is to their national footballing hero, rather than the club isn’t it ?

Nah, they’re pure cringe with their faux ladbantz shtick

All commentators are shite, they exist on a sliding scale from annoying through to terminal ear AIDS (Tyldesley, Drury) I don’t need someone waffling away filling every available second with drivel whilst I watch sport For years now I’ve watched games with volume muted and tunes playing. It’s aurally liberating

Jesus fucking Christ man

You should see me in action. I’m like a cyberpunk sent back from the future to destroy the resale past If they made a film about it I’d be played by Rutger Hauer

I can’t even get logged in, system is so shite

Because it’d take less than a nanosecond for the Premier League & cartel to bring in new rules that made it illegal to sell NASDAQ or Dow tracker funds to football clubs

What's his xG ? Can he play as an inverted 6 or false 8 ? How warm is his heat map ? Is his plane fare to Newcastle included in amortised PSR calculations ? Until I know these answers I refuse to be excited by this signing

Some of the drubbings and capitulations during ETH's tenure though, you've been whalloped so many times recently. Who gives a shite about 55% win ratio when you're getting basketball score pummelled by your arch enemies Some simple things Man Utd could do to give the new manager a better chance: Ban Taggart from watching in the stands like the thunder faced Ghost of Trophies Past Ban Gary Neville / Roy Keane / Paul Scholes from commentating / punditting on your games. It's annoying but sometimes amusing for us lot, it must be infuriating for the manager I hope they do neither, obvz

They're not a good idea, office romances. It's like shitting on your own doorstep. Eddie's had loads of offers here, but he goes 'no way, distracting'.

I once saw a bloke and his lass whip out and eat pouches of vacuum packed hot dogs at half time No bun, no sauce, no onions. They both guzzled about 6 cold hot dogs each Would have been about £100 worth of scran if they'd bought them on the concourse Legends

Or we could have a 5 minute chat and agree there was a Gypsy Curse that was cast onto NUFC in 1969 and it's still the most powerful force controlling the fortunes of the club Even the financial might of PIF can't defeat the hex

Howe has succumbed to the same old NUFC template that I've seen in most of my 30 odd years following this mental club Weak at the back, usually beaten by the "big" sides, lacking shithousery, a squad that has too many players who simply aren't good enough to cut it at the top end of the top flight. It's the tried and tested NUFC way Why this has happened with Howe is something that's a bit of a mystery to me given that he was outstanding in his first 1.5 seasons here and we got off to a flyer last season too I love the bloke and alongside Keegan he's been the most impressive manager in my lifetime, but currently he looks like he's out of new ideas and the intensity has gone

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