bobbydazzla

When watching Woodgate play for us I thought he could soon become one of the best CB’s in the world

Happy 1st day of Plane Spotter Month to my fellow Flightradar nonces Keep watching the skies for those private jets lads & lasses

Even just the debilitating mental effect of the same 11 playing 90 mins plus massive amounts of added time, 3 times a week against top quality opposition We’ve had so many injuries that the ones who were able to pull on a jersey have had their heads & bodies fried by the workload

They’re a team of bottlers and when under pressure their manager has the composure of a toddler jacked up on Fruit Shoots who’s been told he’s not allowed to watch Peppa Pig because it’s time for his bath and bed

Looks like the sort of lad who’d try and beat everyone at everything Kip over at his and in the morning you flip the top off your brekky boiled egg in 3 seconds and he’d need to do it in 2.5 or his day would be ruined

Aye, that one was the EQT colours. I wore mine in Magaluf summer of 99 Although some classic EQT strips are here https://www.soccerbible.com/performance/football-apparel/2020/02/10-of-the-best-adidas-eqt-football-shirts/amp/

Adidas Equipment, their 90’s sub-brand https://www.ultrafootball.com/blogs/ultra-mag/history-of-adidas-eqt

Cunt on the telly celebrating the goal by waving his phone about in the air for 2 secs then putting the phone back to his ear and restarting the phone call he was on before the goal went it Subhuman scum

Too many spectators not enough supporters

I don’t usually do sloppy seconds But I judge everything on its individual merits. So we’ll cross that river when we come to it

I slept with someone on the forum, everybody!

Almost time for a turkey & stuffing flavoured pot noodle and a festive wank wearing a santa hat on my bell end

Down the pub having a sociable pint, discussion turns to who pulled last night Lad 1 says, chatted up a couple of lasses but didn’t seal the deal so I went home for a pot noodle and a wank Lad 2 gets his spreadsheet out and says, well my xG says I created enough chances to pull, so even though I went home alone for a pot noodle and a wank I’m still feeling confident that I won’t be a virgin forever No one goes for a sociable pint with Lad 2 ever again

Are we creating chances, are we converting those chances, are we scoring more than the opposition. That’s all 99% of fans need to discuss about attacking threat Unless someone is a professional data analyst then referring to xG as a reason why results aren’t as bad as they appear to be is merely a comfort blanket for hipsters after dropped points

I know that, but why not just say we created a few / loads of chances that are / aren’t being converted to goals Why the need to talk in some new statto language that means absolutely nowt to most ordinary people Maybe I’m just getting old

Aye, I have. Many times But I’ve never walked out of the match and talked about our xG and why it would potentially improve if our number 10 was swapped with a number 6 who can play by an inverted double pivot

xG= shoulda, woulda, coulda Same as the lad who reckons he was nailed on to pull at least 3 scorchers on his night out, but he actually went home on his own for a pot noodle and a wank

Relentless schedule, relentless injuries, physical stress, mental strain, poor performances, bad results Its a vicious cycle Last season we overachieved, this season we’re underachieving based on our now elevated expectations But as a wise man once said, long term progress means we’re on a rollercoaster at Lightwater Valley not a funicular railway in Scarborough

If the Ashworth 180 felt incredible you should check out the Trippier thread, it’ll blow your mind

What exactly is “this moment” The Daily Mail & Sun talking shite ? Like 99% of transfer speculation in the papers it’s likely to be a completely fabricated article for clicks

Ratcliffe's ownership of Team Sky / Ineos has seen them go through a dramatic decline Biggest / most successful team in the world when he bought them but they're in the doldrums now Only read a few bits about Nice and it seems mixed, chaotic start but doing better now So be interesting to see what he can do with 25% of Man Utd, if it happens

Aye, it’s wild He’s irreplaceable, we’re doomed ! Versus He‘s shite and a rat, sack him ! Slightly over 2 years ago we had one incompetent lickspittle doing every single leadership job at the club. Now we’ve got some of the best people in the industry. They’ll come and go, that’s business Have some perspective people And never, ever, ever, trust the Sun and Daily Mail

Nope Tattle rags for morons, the Sun and Daily Mail, have suggested that Man Utd would be interested in him So naturally the obvious next step is you now have doylems in here saying he’s shite at his job, a dirty rat and should be sacked