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hahahaha for fucks sake what a time to be alive

If he finally leaves tomorrow... what an ending to an awful year.

Colloccini Ancellotti Pullis

I'm sure he won't be offered the job, as that'd be absolutely ludicrous. But f***ing hell, man. Just absolutely no! Even the suggestion has me absolutely f***ing petrified. Reminds me of the rumors of Xavi being offered the Barça gig when Vilanova was forced to retire due to his health. Actually, It would be cool in a retro way to see a player/manager in a respectable team again, if it's just temporary. Just dawned on me that Chelsea had three consecutive player/managers in Hoddle, Gullit and Vialli in the 90's

Come home son.

Go die in a fire Froggy

"Like a spooked ostrich in a house of mirrors."

There are no talented managers from Newcastle (currently). Not even from England at all for that matter. When was the last time an English manager would have been considered world class? Sir Bobby? Allardyce and Pardew are probably the English managers with the best reputations right now. English football has seriously gone to shits hasn't it?

There are no talented managers from Newcastle (currently). Not even from England at all for that matter. When was the last time an English manager would have been considered world class? Sir Bobby?

I'd definitely take him but he is probably earning loads in Russia Then again AVB is probably being paid in euros or dollars and given the present economic situation in Russia they might be tempted to get rid. AVB has however probably had enough of England.

You da real MVP's. Can't thank this lot enough for their efforts!

Why Ketsbaia? He's done f*** all apart from getting sacked by Georgia He did an amazing job in Cyprus and his record with Georgia is quite decent. He also had a stint with Olympiakos but was fired after six games. He actually didn't lose a single one of them nor did the team concede a single goal. I know he isn't the most glamorous choice but he's realistic and in my opinion worth the gamble.

Can we just have this minger as a manager please. Fucking brilliant.

Please just not someone from the english merry-go-round of managers. Ketsbaia and Tuchel are out of a job at the moment and I'd be ecstatic with them. However Laudrup's and de Boer's contracts are up in the summer and if that means Beardsley or Sherwood in the meantime I'll also be happy. I'm actually very worried but so relieved at the same time.

Tuchel is out of a job. Please bring him in.

THERE IS ACTUALLY NO 'C' IN HIS NAME.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/30613002 "This is not said very often but also credit to Newcastle owner Mike Ashley for refusing to give in to fan pressure." This sums up a lot of what is wrong with football media.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/001/779/hnnnnng.jpg I can't handle this.

Laugh every time I see this. it's not a human Got me so bad

Aye, he's so often in seemingly hopeless position but always somehow finds a way to make use of the ball.

Looks a cut above.

Our set pieces are lush.

Imagine having centre backs popping up with the odd goal. Two goals in successive games for Terry now?

He really can't be a first choice winger for a Premiership side. He tries and sometimes comes up with a good cross but he isn't a creative outlet and not much of a goal threat either.

Has a touch of real class about him. Doesn't waste many balls and can maneuver in very tight spots. We need to adjust our attacking game around him.