Consortium of one

i'll miss the pitter-patter of his tiny feet...

I always liked Tiote. I thought his bad spells were down to injury at times and being asked to do too much at times. His job should be to win the ball back and then quickly lay it off. That's it

are their going to be more bore holes?

MA: Charnley, get in here! LC: Yes Mr Ashley? MA: How are negotiations going with that spanish fellow? LC: All set sir, he's agreed to all the terms! MA: Well, hold on there Charnley. I think I want to substantially reduce the transfer funds made available to him. LC: But Mr. Ashley, we've already agreed... MA: Rubbish, if I can fuck over Keegan, I can fuck over this Rafa Benitez! Why are you still standing there, tell him my decision is final! Oh, and Charnley...send in Miss Peevish on your way out. MP: Yes Mr Ashley? MA: Ring up Neil Warnock for me...but before you do...call Joe Kinnear. Let the phone ring 2 times...no more...and hang up. Then when he calls back tell him he must be mistaken, no one called him from here...

i think he did a good job to start but then kept reaching into the same bag even though the bag was getting empty.

Although he's in that top tier of managers today, I can't say I ever really fancied him. I must say that I have been impressed with the way he has willingly got down into the mud and given a great effort to lift the club up. I will always have a high opinion of him for his effort.

ONE MORE HERO

went from 10 to 8

What a bunch of douchebags. Treated Jonas like shit and got exposed in public for it.

It's incomprehensible that a successful business man can be so fucking stupid.

2-1 loss. Tiote will get a straight red in the 33rd. Taylor will tap in an OG in added time. The juggernaut continues...

going down like a cheap hooker

I choked up over this. Then I drank some water, swallowed and immediately felt better.

We win this 0-1 on a late Perez neatly placed shot on the counter.

Damning references in that article. Makes it sound like this setup was never going to work.

Steve who?

Finally, there is hope.

Only Ashley's NUFC can paint a shit manager as a sympathetic figure

http://i63.tinypic.com/11gug3r.jpg "Come here little girl, see if you can tell what I have in my pockets"

NUFC reach back in time for manager Club statement: We firmly believe that we cannot win our way out of relegation but we do believe we can bullshit our way out of it. Therefore, it is our decision to rehire Joe Kinnear. He knows the players, he knows the club and he has the contacts and of course, he has no shame, so we consider him the perfect candidate on this day.

Would hope that De Jong would play in full body armor.

I do wonder whether Charnley and co ever read the press and think to themselves that the reporter has a point. Or do they just believe McClaren when he tells them it will all be OK in the end. And because Charnley, Ashley and Bishop are not football people, are they able to spot the signs that the coach s struggling? I think a blind person could see that the coach is struggling.

I wonder if Newcastle were one of the teams that approached Brendan Rodgers and were turned down. If not, They should talk to him. Like, now.

bore draw

brilliant debut. The long pass to Janmaat was sublime. Love lethal touch football.