Pilko

If Lascelles was any kind of a captain he'd get down the dressing room now and absolutely deck the fucker.

What the fuck was he thinking of picking Clark? Absolutely brainless.

Should never play for the club again. Fucking useless shit cunt

Irish cunt. Thick useless clogger

Clark over Fede is a baffling call. Otherwise looks good. Please win.

I've never heard it called that before but a very similar feeling exists with Newcastle fans and has done for years Sheffield United broke their duck against us last January after about 20 games Derby got their only PL win of an 11pt season against us (4/11 pts total from us) Not to mention the countless bang average players whose highlight reels against Newcastle make them look like Pele

Everyone I've chatted to about the match tonight seems to be properly shitting their duds, this has a real make-or-break feel about it. I think a 2-1 win, a Norwich goal coming late on and us just about seeing it out.

Got plenty of legs, surprised we haven't tabled a bid

Carrick's at the wheel... of the Man U Metro!

Aye I'd have him in the side at present if he was fit. Shite on the ball but he can defend and nae other cunt can right now.

You'd think he would have realised by now that we get absolutely fuck all from referees (on pitch or video assistant) and trying to win a pen is a monumental waste of time.

8 for me. 6pts in the next two puts us right back in the mixer. 4pts just about keeps us within distance. Lose either or draw both and I think even a big spending January won't be enough.

Lascelles and Ritchie both being banned for Tuesday is the best thing about today's result. They're both fucking shite, absolutely no use whatsoever, not as leaders and certainly not as footballers.

O'Nien months

Least of our worries at the moment, but... Anyone else feel like he's starting to get into an annoying habit of trying to win a pen rather than just fucking shooting?

Ritchie's a bag of shit, beyond a joke now his continued presence in the side. Lewis needs to have a good game Tuesday and keep him out cos he costs us at least one goal every single week.

Utter shite today from Twatwell. Every single borderline decision to the home side, a proper prick.

He came on fairly late in the Man City 2-2 game (Beye wrongly sent off by Rob cunting Styles) and looked like he'd just come off the back of a three-day bender, was when Kinnear was in charge, may be that you're referring to?

Landed in 5/7 games. Needed a Bournemouth corner, a Swansea corner and fucking three from Barnsley for £610.

Free fiver on 3+ corners and 10+ booking pts for all the Championship teams in action tonight.

Cockney Brent could be for the push if they don't win string a few wins together. Got a horrible feeling they'll tempt Warnock for one last job, give him a chance to end his career on a promotion, then aim for a higher calibre appointment in the Championship. Hope not cos I think he'd get them up & I do like Uncle Neil.

I had a feeling he'd look better this weekend based on us getting men forwards and having more to aim for and more movement around him. Pleasingly he seemed to put a shift in, I just think we maybe could have done with Hayden rather than Willock to do a little more dirty work. Still can't stand the moody workshy cunt but Saturday was the first green shoot we've seen from him in about four year.

Thought he was crap yesterday when he came on. Gave it away cheaply and didn't add any battling or abrasive qualities to the midfield. Really hope he can turn it round.