Pilko

"Well, there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is Pochettino has left, and some of you will be transfer listed. I know, I know. Gutting. Gutting. You didn’t see me in there with Boehly. Ooh. On a more positive note, the good news is - I’ve been promoted! So, every cloud.... You’re still thinking about the bad news, aren't you.”

The irony that he said their IT department was a disgrace recently you've got prospective senior directors who can't even send an email properly.

Just like Brucey. Cut from the same cloth

What a tit.

Can't help but think Poch going helps us, even if they get the right man in to replace him it'll take a bit longer for them to bed in. Felt like he was just about getting it together.

A keeper who barely saves owt but who can ping a lovely ball is kind of like that old Brendan Rodgers "but we won the passing" meme.

Just looking at the squad list for this, wonder why we're bothering to take De Bolle and Diallo when they're being released? Surely we're better off taking a few more kids who might have a future here?

Could understand if he wanted to see how things play out at Palace another year since they've gotten a progressive manager, as well as his longevity and loyalty to the club. You'd like to think if they'd kept on with sweet old Turgid Roy and limped to 15th place with a succession of 0-0s it might be an easier decision for him. But, given the way Glasner has got a tune out of Mateta who looked genuinely like one of the worst PL forwards I'd seen in a while to play the amount of games that he has & the potential of Wharton, Munoz, Guehi, Olise, Eze et al he might think it's worth sticking. Suppose it also depends on what room Palace have to spend this summer and how much of that side will need to be sold if they get offers in. All that said, the building blocks of that Palace side surely go on his CV and are associated with him anyway even if he jacks it this summer. Will be interesting to see how it plays out.

£8 for a couple of kickabouts? Nae chance

Just me or does Ethan Pinnock always seem to have a shitter against us? Makes a nice change from the list of players who usually play a worldie against us.

What I'd give for Arne Slot to be an absolute pudding who signs loads of expensive crap from the Dutch league and sets those bin dipping deluded cunts back 10 years.

Barkley replacing Bruno would be like when we replaced Cabaye with Colback

Hope we cash in. Nice fella but he's an absolute load of nowt in about 80-90% games that he plays in. The purple patches aren't frequent enough, sadly. Will remember his performance at the mackems for a while, he was absolutely class. And of course the first CL goal of the new era. Played his part but hope that was his swansong today.

The save from Toney was pivotal, without that we go to 3-3 and I'm not convinced we win the game from that point. Hope he can get himself right over the summer and he comes back fit and raring to go. Begs the question why he wasn't playing at Old Trafford.

Nice touch by Howe although can't help but think he doesn't do it if we didn't have the 2 goal cushion Thanks for your efforts over the years Paul Hope he can go off and get some games elsewhere at a decent level. Nice lad but nowhere near what's required anymore and another one of the Ashley era "that'll do" lot being moved along. Hopefully Ritchie will follow and then we're only left with one more year of Jama remaining from the Championship squad that came up.

Showed just what we've been missing today. An absolute wrecking ball in the centre of the park.

We better not fucking toss this away.

Alan Smith's mega blonde barnet coming off the bench to help us gurn our way to a point from a 3-0 lead, halcyon days.

Excellent half that. Unless we get a mental offer we should be keeping him. The sale & upgrade should be on Almiron 100%.

Murphy did brilliantly to win the ball for that goal, best sell him though because thick people like Stifler don't like him.

Front three all netting, lovely stuff

Great finish for a League 1 standard player that.

Goal contribution every 125 Premier League minutes this season. Stop talking shit.

I'd agree if there weren't squad and financial limits. We can't afford to go into another season with him and Isak, the fact people haven't learned that yet given myself and others said the very same last fucking summer is honestly unbelievable. They're both questionable with their fitness records but Wilson is basically fit for half the games if you're lucky. It's not good enough.

Our best player tonight. Didn't deserve to finish on the losing side - hope he can come back next season and nail down that left back spot as he's showing all the signs of being a class player.