Pilko

I still remember the night the news broke that he was away to Palace, was about eight or nine deep into our annual post-Christmas pub crawl, everyone was going absolutely mental celebrating

We went about four PL seasons without a red card being awarded to the opposition. There was one away at Norwich circa Jan 2014 (which got rescinded anyway ) which was then followed by a Huddersfield defender at home in like February 2019 (granted we had a year out in the Championship). Not sure if anyone has the stat on how many PL matches it ended up being?

"depth is an issue" Errrrr, we've got four senior keepers. I think what they mean is "the ones after Pope aren't good enough". Absolutely no point having Karius and Gillespie on the books if they can't even play a handful of games when called upon.

Man U bench today: Bayindir (gk) Hojlund Rashford Varane Pellestri Wan-Bissaka van de Beek Evans Mainoo Every single one of those outfield subs has seem meaningful pitch time for Man U in their career other than Mainoo who's just broken through (but is highly rated) and van de Beek who's massively out of favour, but still cost £25m or something and is a senior player. Still, there's tons of experience on there and players who've played in international and European finals ready to come on. Compare that to two keepers, Paul Dummett, Matt Ritchie, Emil Krafth and four lads with 10 minutes PL experience between them Aye Man U have got it really tough.

Fantastic to see that neckless bald twat finally get undone heavy at home. Bruno F suspended for Anfield next time out. Might be the only time in a while I want a mega Liverpool win.

And there's the inevitable winner

10 mins added on

Soft as fuck second yellow for Ayew paving the way for the inevitable scummy Liverpool late comeback win.

Worst goal music ever btw Unless it's aimed at Klopp - "fume fume fume fume"

Palace pen via VAR, a good two minutes after the actual incident Set the video for the Klopp post match

Ugh, VAR gonna overturn it. Scouse cunts

Pen to Palace, get in.

I thought petitions and complaining to the government etc was for sad gravy stained Mags only? Difference is ours succeeded, nobody gives a shit about Chickentown and the ugly thick troglodytes who live there.

Gianfranco Zola all over again. Sacking the unfashionable English Championship manager who got them top half to appoint a "big name" who gets them sinking like a stone.

What about a banner of 20,000 Massive Lads Fans sat listening to the match commentary on the radio in the Nissan Factory to drape over all the empty pink seats?

"Don't even feel like going tbh" Bet he says that every weekend along with a good 25,000 other mackems.

Must say I quite like the crowd-assisted "We'll Live and Die In These Towns" just before kickoff at Coventry. Bet it would sound class if they could fill the place.

Palace 0-3 Liverpool Brighton 2-0 Burnley Man United 2-0 Bournemouth Sheff United 0-2 Brentford Wolves 2-1 Forest Villa 3-2 Arsenal Everton 2-1 Chelsea Fulham 1-3 West Ham Luton 0-4 Man City Spurs 2-1 Newcastle

Mackems won't be happy if so, the ones I work with seemed to think we'd get 1,800-2,000 or so.

King Lear is just English words put in order. What's your point?

It's ten minutes-worth of post-match fatigue that we could have easily done without. In this world of marginal, percentage gains etc I don't understand why these lads who are clearly fucking shagged were made to play 100+ minutes here when we had bodies available to come on and run about in their place when the game is a busted flush.

You're wrong. The young lads might not be a viable option when we're in the game but at 2-0 down and 10 mins up on the board, just chuck the bodies on and give the lads a breather for Sunday. Making Isak run around for that last ten minutes was absolutely mental.

Not his fault for the defeat but fucking hell, I reckon I could find a local Sunday morning keeper who'd save that third one. Piss poor at his near post when it's the only place the guy can hit it.

Trippier hattrick. Nice one Kieran