Pilko

Hazard as captain has dragged me to the 44pt average score this week. Been a very lean start.

The likes of fucking Brentford matching our cup performance ffs. A League One team.

Fucking hell. Was surprised when they got rid of Stockdale like.

I am going to be betting against the two promoted sides playing tonight progressing through the Second Round of the 'Coca-Cola Cup' [/pards] So: Sheff Wed and Shrewsbury to qualify double @ 13/1. Gonna have another look later when there's team news. Always some decent shocks in this round, and the BTTS is usually canny.

GW3 Burnley 1-3 Man Utd Man City 4-0 Stoke Newcastle 2-1 Crystal Palace QPR 1-0 Sunderland Swansea 2-1 West Brom West Ham 1-2 Southampton Everton 1-1 Chelsea Aston Villa 0-1 Hull Tottenham 2-2 Liverpool Leicester 1-2 Arsenal

Want to see Perez and Aarons start. Abeid also.

Crap today. Granted, he had little movement around him, but he needs to be better.

He's awful. Today was 90 minutes of absolutely bugger all. Again.

Only bothered about Aarons, Perez and Ferreyra getting a game here. Otherwise couldn't give a shit.

I thought Colo, Colback, Janmaat and Sissoko did well. Krul had nowt to do. The rest ranged from fine/uninspiringly okay (Dummett, Anita) to utterly fucking dreadful (Gouffran, Cabella). Absolutely fucking shameful gesture that Ayoze was subbed back off for Taylor at the end. Gouffran and Cabella both deserved a hauling. Taylor has clearly inherited the Shola knack of managing to get back in the team despite his awful performances, come what may. Willo's red was the worst thing to happen, it means that dick gets in the team again.

Poor sod never had anyone within 30 yards of him for most of the game. Again.

I'm unimpressed. We made no effort to win the game at all, thought that was very boring and tepid.

Cabella needs to improve. Absolutely pathetic so far today.

Good point. First sensible thing you've said all day.

Fucking Gouffran, man. The new Jonas. N'Zogbia is bound to score too.

Unchanged then.

Amazing

Nah, fuck that. Said before that I'll not give anyone the satisfaction. It's going to be like a 'Stone cutters' episode off the Simpsons when everyone fucks off to form their own club without me. James won't. Who's James? Some bloke who makes a lot of interesting posts HE GOT MARRIED TO AN ACTUAL WOMAN and also likes cats.

All the cool kids delete their account, Stifler.

Legendary bump. My favourite one was that shit one which said 'Spurs CUNTS' on it, forget who it was.

Everyone who deletes their account is an attention seeking fanny, like.

£15m is vastly overpriced, but I like the player and would be happy if we signed him. He's probably worth £9-£10m even with the ole English premium.

But a paedophile? :lol:

Massively agree with this. He's mint.

Got to be worth a pund that, like. Parish said they'd go for 'experience' and it also seems as though they're going for the unattached managers.