Pilko

I hope when he says "we played very well" he's trying to protect the players confidence because if he genuinely believes that it's massively concerning. It was a mess second half.

You sound like you're still living in the Ashley era. We finished 4th last year, we've got money and ambition now, we should absolutely be looking to beat City - not expecting it, but we should be aiming to do so. We will buy better than Almiron and that player should be of sufficient standard to show their quality in the bigger fixtures.

He was getting in the positions and making crap decisions or failing to execute the pass properly, someone with more quality would have exploited that. City aren't completely invulnerable.

Can't wait for us to buy a right winger to usurp him. He's a good option to have but starting each and every week his lack of quality starts to show - last week at City it stood out like a sore thumb too. I can only assume he has pictures of Howe in a compromising position to stay on ahead of Gordon today.

I have no idea why he was subbed, he was the best on the pitch. Leaving Almiron on instead was absolutely baffling. Can't even understand what Eddie was trying to do with it other than "give some of the lads a run out" which at 1-0 is just mental if so.

Never mind a new contract, he needs to remember how to play a whole good game of football before he deserves one. I'm furious with that late error. Wake up Bruno for fucks sake.

I wonder how many more times he's going to let that German dick take the piss out of him? I really hope that was a massive learning experience for Eddie because it was pretty much the best example of how not to manage a game vs ten men.

I'm convinced we're never beating these horrid cunts ever again. It never ever seems to go our way, either we fuck it up ourselves or if not the referee will intervene. That was an absolute waste against ten men, we won't have a better opportunity to end our barren run against these fucking shit stain Scouse cunts and we've tossed it away. Absolutely pathetic.

Can't disagree with any of those except for Geremi - did at least get the odd assist and had a good run of games under KK when we played that 4-3-1-2 with Owen in behind Martins and Viduka. He was old and knackered in general but I think his place is taken by Henri Saivet. One free kick (which equalised a goal he'd just given away) in 5 years and barely a handful of games over that time, cost a £5m fee and on decent wages. At least old Jeremiah was on a free and was peddled after a couple of seasons.

Was just thinking that, all that money and their bench is a fucking creche

That'd be a good move. Would like to see it.

Bet you Liverpool would be granted special dispensation to make a signing if Salah went after the deadline.

Never forget. Shame this wasn't true and we'd not have wasted our time with him.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9329229/Newcastle-Steve-Bruce-launches-investigation-MOLE-confirming-Matt-Ritchie-row.html Mystery solved

I always thought episodes dropping on streaming services worked the same way as scheduling an email to send, in that it would go out automatically. Turns out there's an Amazon Man who has to press the button who's either fallen asleep, gone for a massive difficult shit or nipped out for a late night takeaway and forgot we're due our next episode. Ah well.

Seeing rumours about Salah away to Al-Ittihad, apparently on more money than Ronaldo. Would be absolutely fucking mint if they took him off the Scouse twats.

I wonder if the signing of Heffernan and the emergence of Murphy A means we're waiting a wee bit before splurging on a young-20s CB in case one of those can break through and make the grade by the time Schar is away?

Chelsea 2-0 Luton Bournemouth 1-2 Spurs Arsenal 3-0 Fulham Brentford 2-0 Palace Everton 1-1 Wolves Man United 2-1 Forest Brighton 3-1 West Ham Burnley 0-1 Villa Sheff United 0-3 Man City Newcastle 2-1 Liverpool

This Paqueta stuff is infuriating when I recall that I needed him to get a yellow for about a grand in the 1-1 draw at home last season and for the last half an hour the cunt barely made a fucking tackle. Suppose the Brazilian betting syndicate were on holiday that weekend.

That's a great wee reveal video.

It's so nice nowadays that fees or wages from loans/sales are marked as "saved" or "recouped" as opposed to the lexicon of the Ashley-era, where said funds would have been "trousered".

Yeah? Against karate?

I have so much time for this reference like. Class.

Pards sat with the Palace lot

"We think he's innocent so we won't release him, but our pesky fans and those snowflake charities think he isn't, so we won't play him either. Can we start the bidding at £30m please..."