Doctor Zaius

Jenas basically saying we should be happy with 17th. Absolutely enraging the distain cunts like him have for us. Achieved fuck all in his career too.

He's utterly shit. Can't think of a worse first team left back we've had. Maybe Babayaro 16 years ago. Either way this lad is fucking wank.

He's a fucking tosser. Shit footballer that should have been binned years ago.

All from a needless freekick given away by that useless cunt Lewis.

Absolutely embarrassed every time he comes up against an opponent that is even just half decent. Laughably out of his depth.

Joelintons lack of movement is staggering. Make a fucking run for fucks sake. Look for an angle. Fuck me. Basics.

https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=104159.0 I think this is the thread you're looking for. They were dissecting the words of that fruitcake Burnsie last time I looked in there.

:lol:

He'll be sacked again within the year.

The Chancellor at the heart of the Porto defence I see.

Another twitter itk from London who works or worked in the city, tends to use a boxing analogy to describe the current state of play. I think his latest tweet had us in the 12th round. That account has been proved in talking utter shit and hasn't been a source of correct information at all. Its not an itk account at all, its bollocks. There's a big difference between taking a positive outlook on things and taking the word of anonymous bullshit twitter accounts. Thats what sickens people. The wallet inspector would have a field day with some folk on here. You may well be right, but why come in here and shit on those who peer into the thread for a bit of light hearted info (even if it isn’t factually accurate). Put your hatred of us in the other thread where it can be debated properly. Because there's a big difference between taking a positive spin on things (all well and good for those inclined) and relaying blatant misinformation. The original post asked who they were, its not fair to describe them as an 'ITK' who 'works in the city'. I'm not having a pop at those who are positive and use this thread for light hearted information, I do myself but there's a line between that and flat out lies like.

Another twitter itk from London who works or worked in the city, tends to use a boxing analogy to describe the current state of play. I think his latest tweet had us in the 12th round. That account has been proved in talking utter shit and hasn't been a source of correct information at all. Its not an itk account at all, its bollocks. There's a big difference between taking a positive outlook on things and taking the word of anonymous bullshit twitter accounts. Thats what sickens people. The wallet inspector would have a field day with some folk on here.

No chance Steve Bruce reads this forum like. I'm sure a few of the players throughout the years will have though.

In all fairness, im not sure if he's specifically saying he's had death threats from Newcastle fans like. It sounds like he's referencing it as a wider issue and then with regards to Mike Dean. Thats the way it came across to me anyway

Not sure why they're content to let him and Fernandez leave on a free like. Our best two defenders who we wont be able to replace.

Carroll was more of a fret against Arsenal and Villa than Joelinton has been in any of the 60 or so games he's played for us. Obviously both are nowhere near good enough but at least Carroll could win a header or two I guess.

Gayle behind a three of Fraser, Almiron and ASM will provide him with enough chances to make him a worthwhile starter imo. He's nowhere near as good as Wilson in terms of finishing, liable to miss chances and is poor off the ball but he's capable getting goals in a team that creates. He's a downgrade but he's not a terrible option imo. Carroll could probably fill in if needed. He can still be a presence and he did fairly well in his last few appearances. Not sure he'd fit into this new system though. Joelinton is a complete waste of time. There's no point in going back to using him as our main striker as he offers absolutely nothing. Last resort.

Douglas just relaying what others have said and speculated. We might hear something at the end of February/start of March. Probably the result of the arbitration?

What on earth is he doing? Christ

Foden is tremendous like

I feel like the Longstaffs are only marginally better than Hendrick like and Hendrick is awful.

Antonio captained totalling 4, Soucek with 0 and Wilson with 1 isnt ideal. Gonna be a poor week.

Why the fuck would we want him upstairs? Unless it's to give him a shove and hope he lands with a big splat on the concrete floor. You say this like we haven't previously had both Joe Kinnear and Dennis Wise as Directors of Football and Steve McLaren on the board. Its clear they've always wanted a 'football man' on the board and as someone to work as a go between Ashley/Charnley and the manager. I think he's felt the pressure this season and knows he isnt cut out for it anymore, despite what he says in the press. He'll happily take a cushty seat in a more hands off role if offered.

I think he'll see out the season then go upstairs. Can't see him being here next season either way.

Shit footballer.