themanupstairs

for realz

Fucking hell no wonder he looked so strange last night on the CL analysis team. Was wondering how he looked fat but wasn't fat. Get well soon Andrew.

Pardon my ignorance, but who is Kloppo? Is this a joke or is it actually one of his backroom staff? Sounds too similar to Klopp!

Cyril Regis was fucking ace though

Huckerby plays left, up top with Noel Whelan. And Steve Ogrizovic in goal? Seems that Ndlovu is their keeper atm

Mignolet: Just plain shit Gonzalo Jara: Cunt of the highest order Jonas Olsson: Prick of the highest order Neil Taylor: Ugly cunt Ashley Williams: Cheating elbowing cunt Jesus Navas: Raheem Sterling: Get a fucking life, cunt Joe Allen: Adam Lallana: Diego Costa: Just fuck off Daniel Sturridge: Celebration is utter wank Honorable mentions to RVP, Nasri, Jordan Henderson, Busquets, Neymar, Suarez

This IS the senior team

Well at least Sunderland have done "something" and sacked Advocaat. Allardyce has clearly improved them. They're clearly staying in this division despite being utter s***.

Ross Barkley is on another planet compared to the other 21 players on the pitch. No one on the Everton side on the same wavelength. If his teammates would actually "play" with him, he would produce so much more.

Can see why the big clubs wouldn't touch him. No interest in the sport whatsoever. Wasted talent.

I see Pantilimon is back on holidays. Hideously bad goalkeeper. Thundercuntermole off injured. Excellent. Nice to know karma is still a bitch.

dat turn near the halfway line in the first half

Play acting? When he was smashed in the face you mean?

Bring back moke and play him left back ffs. Dummett is so bad there.

Good question. Maybe sell him at the end of the season/in Jan I guess. Aye. Shop window move for sure.

Holy shit praise the lord!

Daniel Ayala looked awesome for Boro tonight. No idea how good he is week in week out, but he looked the part at OT.

more like Graftico

jotenko ffs man those pills can't be good for you bro

Messi, Iniesta and Guardiola to Man Utd obviously.

You're the forum bicycle Ian. No one's ever letting you off after the al pards thing

Been said countless times but can't be said enough. Selling Abeid and not replacing his spot in the squad was as moronic a decision as this club have taken under Ashley. It could be the difference between going down and staying up. Incompetence.