themanupstairs

Mignolet: Just plain shit Gonzalo Jara: Cunt of the highest order Jonas Olsson: Prick of the highest order Neil Taylor: Ugly cunt Ashley Williams: Cheating elbowing cunt Jesus Navas: Raheem Sterling: Get a fucking life, cunt Joe Allen: Adam Lallana: Diego Costa: Just fuck off Daniel Sturridge: Celebration is utter wank Honorable mentions to RVP, Nasri, Jordan Henderson, Busquets, Neymar, Suarez

This IS the senior team

Well at least Sunderland have done "something" and sacked Advocaat. Allardyce has clearly improved them. They're clearly staying in this division despite being utter s***.

Ross Barkley is on another planet compared to the other 21 players on the pitch. No one on the Everton side on the same wavelength. If his teammates would actually "play" with him, he would produce so much more.

Can see why the big clubs wouldn't touch him. No interest in the sport whatsoever. Wasted talent.

I see Pantilimon is back on holidays. Hideously bad goalkeeper. Thundercuntermole off injured. Excellent. Nice to know karma is still a bitch.

dat turn near the halfway line in the first half

Play acting? When he was smashed in the face you mean?

Bring back moke and play him left back ffs. Dummett is so bad there.

Good question. Maybe sell him at the end of the season/in Jan I guess. Aye. Shop window move for sure.

Holy shit praise the lord!

Daniel Ayala looked awesome for Boro tonight. No idea how good he is week in week out, but he looked the part at OT.

more like Graftico

jotenko ffs man those pills can't be good for you bro

Messi, Iniesta and Guardiola to Man Utd obviously.

You're the forum bicycle Ian. No one's ever letting you off after the al pards thing

Been said countless times but can't be said enough. Selling Abeid and not replacing his spot in the squad was as moronic a decision as this club have taken under Ashley. It could be the difference between going down and staying up. Incompetence.

Takes two minutes for a decision. That means they can cut to 4 commercials!! Imagine the dosh to be made!! ....is the only reason it would ever get introduced.

He was playing well until he was sent off. Not allowed to say that here.

Hardly. Only recall Coloccini himself, Colback and Elliott making a fuss in the ref's face. Only Colback got booked?

Aye, it does. It also continues after a red card. Really f***ed off by how readily people have accepted a 3-0 shafting off such a w*** team just because of that one bad decision halfway through. We passed it about nicely for a while, whoopy f***ing do. In our position, and after five defeats in a row to this lot, the result was everything. Exactly my point - it's a results business and whilst we are conceding an average of over just over two goals per game and scoring on average just over a goal a game then you're not staying up. He has had 10 games to stop this happening and it goes over the last 30 games also - how anyone can be saying there is progress just because the football is a little better just totally bewilders me. Considering how bad the football was under the last two dickheads, some of the football we've seen in patches has been a LOT better. The main difference is that McClaren's approach can be sustainable should he find a way to make it work consistently. The previous mugs relied on individual brilliance and graft and nowt else. For me that;s the only reason I hope to see more progress under an admittedly uninspiring "vanilla" manager, because hey, we might actually enjoy the football again and get some decent results in the near future. The football is slightly better - a lot better nope can't agree with that. I just can't see any progress sorry and until we start seeing goals being stopped going in by the bucketful at one end and consistently scored at the other which is the main role of any coach, then you are continually struggling. McClaren is under the same bracket as the other two and this club will never progress until the cretins in charge of the club change their ways and we all know that ain't going to happen. I stand corrected. Our attacking and approach play is a lot better. Our defending not so much (individually nor collectively). However, I can't agree that McClaren is of the same non-pedigree as Pardew the charlatan or Carver the useless try-hard. He's far more "decorated" as a coach, and has far more experience than these two morons.

"Fabricio Coloccini will not serve a one-match suspension after his wrongful dismissal claim was successful. An Independent Regulatory Commission found that the match referee had made an obvious error in dismissing the Newcastle United defender for denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity during the game against Sunderland on Sunday 25 October 2015. Newcastle United have been charged for failing to control their players in relation to their reaction to the match referee’s decision. What do they expect players to do when it's "obvious"?

IMO it would also be saying that it wasn't even a foul to begin with. Seen it a hundred times today and it is so clear that Fletcher runs into Coloccini first before Colo shifts any weight towards the mackem fanny. You need to get out more, mate. Seen it 6 times today and it is so clear that Fletcher runs into Coloccini first before Colo shifts any weight towards the mackem fanny.