Jill

There's a song in the making here then. "Siem scored ?? since .. he got new lungs? His legs grew back?"

All the best to him. One of my first heroes growing up and I had my first taste of football heartbreak when he left.

The fuck am I 8th?! Gameweek 12 Bournemouth 1-1 Newcastle Leicester 1-0 Watford Man Utd 2-1 West Brom Norwich 2-1 Swansea Sunderland 0-1 Southampton West Ham 1-2 Everton Stoke 0-1 Chelsea Aston Villa 1-3 Man City Arsenal 1-1 Spurs Liverpool 2-0 Crystal Palace

Seemed a half decent crowd at Heaton Stannington just up the road.

I won a bet.

Burnley, Derby and Sheff Wed (sorry Pilko )

Tempted by that like.

I do not feel remotely confident.

What a gutter. When I see people taking a photo of the scoreboard if we're winning I think it should be legal to spear them.

Yay a wolverine set penis.

Amazed we got that.

Gameweek 11 Chelsea 1-1 Liverpool Crystal Palace 0-2 Man Utd Man City 3-1 Norwich Newcastle 1-1 Stoke Swansea 1-2 Arsenal Watford 0-1 West Ham West Brom 0-0 Leicester Everton 1-0 Sunderland Southampton 2-1 Bournemouth Spurs 2-0 Aston Villa

I've had a shite year, I can't bring myself to give the same vexation to this result as I usually would.

I feel like I'm going to remember him in this derby but I've no idea whether that's going to be for a good or bad reason.

Just have two. I'm on a diet. I had a banana to keep me going. Now I'm just bored.

Trying not to have my breakfast too early as it has to last me a long time but I'm starving.

I'd like to say I'm awake early with nerves or excitement but I'm just shite at sleeping! Going to be a looonnnnng morning.

You've been on the Disco biscuits.

I don't, I enjoy Northern League matches.

Dreading this now. Well, I was already, but even more so now.

He's on the bench.

http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/waltzer2.jpg Too lazy to give him legs and put a mackem shirt on the bairn.

Clearly going to have this in my head the rest of the day.

Sam's trackie bottoms make that image perfect.

Gameweek 10 Aston Villa 1-2 Swansea Leicester 2-2 Crystal Palace Norwich 1-1 West Brom Stoke 2-0 Watford West Ham 1-2 Chelsea Arsenal 3-1 Everton Sunderland 1-1 Newcastle Bournemouth 0-1 Spurs Man Utd 0-0 Man City Liverpool 2-1 Southampton