Interpolic

The Bournemouth random British name generator strikes again. One day they'll be found out.

Shout out for Cardiff, was better than I had expected

Christ.

Would be the fattest ugliest cunt to have managed England by some distance.

Fuck off, is it. Yeah that's utter bullshit. Went there a month or so back and it's a really nice town.

Training being shown live on Facebook now: https://www.facebook.com/newcastleunited/

Like most of the south coast. pick 'X' city in the UK and 9/10 N-O Brits will claim it's a complete fucking shithole. I'm not convinced there's a single wonderful place in the whole country. Newcastle, Durham City, York, Edinburgh, Leeds, Parts of London, Bath, Oxford, Cambridge From the top of my head. All shitholes.

He'll not be happy, that's for sure. Miserable cunt.

Ethethethethethetheth... Chris Waddle

"despite not having yet been able to shake off the annoying hangers-on that insist on calling themselves his family, and are in fact his biological family"

FFS. English cannot possibly be these people's first language.

Voted Saivet on the basis he's done the least to offend me so far.

I just remembered the other day, that Birmingham match that got called off short notice because of the weather - Enrique's Tweets that day were hilarious. "Focking hell", "Too many snow" etc

Man City and the recurring £30m centre back

Saw this yesterday, interesting/sad story: Remembering Doc: A father's tribute to football's lost genius http://www.bbc.com/sport/northern-ireland/36502589

Ah reet, James wants us to do something that I can't recall a single club ever doing in not having a club captain. Standard

Portugal 1-1 Wales Germany 2-1 France

Wonder when we'll have an indication of who will be captain/vice captain now.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20160127/newcastle-sign-andros-townsend_2281670_5304402 Most of them say much the same thing when they sign.

He'd probably have pulled off a flukey win as well.

Andreas Andersson is a tough act to follow.

Forren coming over here stealing Stevie Taylor's job.

Think Sven was a real trailblazer when it came to salary, they couldn't pay his successors relative pennies after that.