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I mean he placed an image of SJP over the mouth of the river Tyne for a potential new stadium. It’s on you if you didn’t see (sea?) the joke.

Lee Charnley, Mr L. Charnley, Mr Lee. C, and Mr L. C.

If this takeover gets approved, then the loans will likely be paid back during the transaction, like ours to Ashley. Everton will be in a decent position if it goes ahead. They won’t be able to invest, but should get themselves back to break even, with the new stadium and the increased income that comes with it due.

Interesting to note that the Premier League have been deemed guilty of delaying an outcome on their sponsorships to be approved or rejected at 3 months, and 2 months, both of which are ‘unreasonable, unjust, and outside of their own riles, and guidelines.’ So basically the Premier League twice delayed making a decision on sponsorship deals.

The loans thing is going to fuck up quite a few clubs. Even if they aren’t using that avenue, it’s now been taken away from them. They won’t be happy. So far they have tried to block our takeover, block us from buying, and selling players, block us from sponsorships, and all they have done is blocked their own clubs from accessing a source of revenue, or cheat code. I can’t see how Masters survives much longer. He’s not done anything any of the clubs have wanted him to do, he’s now put them in a weaker position. On top of this he has presided over the only Premier League broadcast deal to not increase on the previous one, when the likes of the NFL, and even the EFL are increasing theirs. He’s also lost long term supplier/sponsor Nike. Every discussion about the Premier League now is either FFP issue, or a VAR issue, with Everton, and Forest having points deductions.

SSN right now. ’Stay tuned for after the break as we have an update of the Manchester City win against the Premier League’. No you don’t, it’s turning 5pm. You are in an hourly loop of covering stories, and you are just going back round to it.

They are trying to cope. They are on about how we won’t expand SJP despite in the last few days the club admitting that they are looking into what they can do, and multiple articles on how we are willing to spend up £4bn, with SJP being rebuilt at a minimum. Meanwhile they are discussing how they will need an extension when they get promoted, and how the owner who only a few months ago was enemy number 1 is going to back them so much, that they will get it, and do improvements to the rest of their stadium to put it up there as one of the best.

Yeah, they think it is a defence that they were always going to do this, but actually it’s incriminating that they actually were never going to implement them. In the space of 3 years before we were taken over, and 2 years before our takeover was proposed, they would have done it. They clearly ignored it, hoping the team taken over by Saudi or equally similarly rich countries/individuals was one of Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal, or Spurs.

Lots of it indicates that they targeted us and Man City.

Should be sponsoring individual fans. I’m willing to be sponsored for £200m if I get 10% of the fee.

They can’t, the Premier League trying to do damage limitation.

‘Please, please think about our clubs who need help, such as Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal, and Spurs’.

Pick your own cow.

The high level bridge has structural issues. It’s not far off needing rebuilt. They made decision a while back on having trains go over it, or cars. Gateshead have fucked things with Askew Road like, but once the motorway comes down, it will be a lot better. Newcastle has to start making better use of park & rides though.

Draw would be ideal for us.

No idea. I heard that we bought it, but that rumour originated on Facebook. I guess we’ll find out soon enough.

Over 3,000.

No idea why they keep making away kits that look so much like their home kits. They did it the other year with the light purple that looked grey. What the fuck is the point?

Yeah, first of all you have the land we need to buy from different parties, with rumours of us recently buying Wellbar Central (Sky offices). You then have the complications of building over Metro station, which is possible, but will cost more. Add on the re-routing of both Strawberry Road, and Barrack Road. Now add on how we are either going to do it in stages, or play elsewhere, likely a bit of both. Then finally, the cost of the new build stadium in anyway.

In all fairness they say $4bn, which would be more like £3bn. It would also mean that will be at a super stadium, like Atlanta, Sofi, and Allegiant etc. I don’t see how rebuilding SJP would be considerably cheaper than building a new stadium though, if anything I think it would be more expensive.

Same article he posted yesterday the click baiting cunt.

They were determined to lose that game. Every shot was tamely straight at the keeper, like passing to her. Got the ball in their box and we would be at a tight angle, free players in the middle of the box, and they would take the shot on. Constantly passing it all the way back to the keeper when they never needed to, that’s how Durhams goal came about. We were in a promising position, and pass it all the way back, and the ball was picked up. Durham never created anything that we didn’t create for them. No idea what that Andrews offers, Katie Barker was a much better player in her position. Andrews is the same as the lass we had last season from Crystal Palace, absolutely no power in her strikes of the ball.

I think they may have under estimated what they could make from us. The launch of the home shirt was a record for us, and the away tops have sold pretty well as well. Add on top the retro style home shirt, and the training stuff, they will have made unbelievable numbers. An extra £5 next year off long sleeved versions, and at some point the 96 remakes, and some NUFC Gazelles, they will be laughing all the way to the bank. It will certainly be making them wonder why they never put in an effort with us towards the end of their last contract with us.

Skysports doing a rendition of ‘Jack off Everton’ post match.

He would be ideal for a team at the bottom. 5 goals for the remainder of the season could equal survival, and he’s capable of that. A team chasing promotion could also do with him.