Dr.Spaceman

Who the f*** are those whoppas? The Stone Island Masseeeeeeeeeeeev! What the fuck is it with those shit shirts and the top button fastened. Shittest shit ever.

McCarthy > Cabaye, if we're being honest

I'd be worried if our top signing was Ahmed Elmohamady tbh

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 13m Who is Hatem Ben Arfa?

Usually offensive

Get out of our club, get out of our club, Fuck off to Rangers and get out of our club.

Our negotiators are fucking mental.

Bloody hell RIP

Couldn't make this shit up

What the fuck is that?

Roy Keane is hard as nails.

Very average, runs around like a mad man every now and then, making a few 'die hard' lunges. Nowt everyone bar Ronaldo didn't already know.

I'm sitting with a few std'd mackem season ticket holders now actually. I'll ask what they think.

Bardsley....decent....

Enjoy 25,000 crowds if Kinnear is appointed.

It's a fucking bullet not a punch that arsehole needs.

Jesus Christ, could this bloke be any further up his own arse?

I doubt they're too bothered, given where they are now compared to where they were at the time.

To slay the Mackems.

Tiote misplacing that pass to Ben Arfa, man, he's woeful

I don;t mind Man Utd fans, having went to college with a fair few. It's the fucking Chelsea, Spurs and Liverpool fans that get on my tits.

Jesus Christ, I don't know where to start.

Unbelievable, another player out the door. Absolute disgrace. Joke, he's shit.

Bring back Chris Mort, still.