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It's more of a case of 'Oh, Mike was less of an aborted foetus of thundercrap last weekend' than 'Oh, he's really good at times'

Cliche

He didn't mention cabaye, surely not now?

The new gosling. The irony of him scoring tonight though.

Decent of the Tottenham globetrotters.

It's ludicrous. Three players had beef with him so the egotistical prick threw his toys out the pram. Team of hoop lockers and wasted talent.

Might go do something more useful like stapling my scrot to the wall.

Mapou couldn't hack the prem unlike iron mike. Utter shit.

Fickle fucks.

Pfffffffff.

Carbon copy of last season coming up.

The sort of team against which jack colback is fucking useless.

Would still have him.

Already has. Loves bulking up players.

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If only we had a club where the only wasted talent is a huffy French winger with his own demons. Sadly and more damning is it won't be; and with more level headed pros too.

Be effective if he had an extra yard but he's often left chasing shadows. His vision and passing range is good but against teams with the tempo of arsenal, the games pass him by.

Quite f***ing apt that he's got a picture of Gouffran on the wall. No! Greatest whoosh of all time surely?

Aye definitely an AIDS grade sub coming up. Funny how no one calls the exact same thing he did against Chelsea isn't working this time.

This is fun watching this in tommy flynns in leytonstone.

He's a right smug bastard. Bobby is proper flashing him a Jim Royle type sneer. 'Eeeee yyyyyou cunt...'

I'm a teacher and I headbutted a kid the other day for callin iz a daf kyent. When do I start?

It's such a closed shop nobody has any idea what would work well.

You can't treat buying and selling as separate to each other. One directly impacts the other at this club.

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