Darth Crooks

Do you think the likes of Robert would even get a sniff in a Pardew side? What would he do when its no one beyond the halfway line time?

I keep looking at this fb group agog. To my shame I'm responding to the posts too.

That facebook group beggars belief. 'He's done well to score 1.4 points per game with a negative transfer budget and a newly-promoted team.' Dear lord...

Let's lay the blame a little higher up methinks. Hard to look much further than the Wholly (shit) Trinity above the players.

There is no defense of the way this club is run. What's the point of good business practice if the football doesn't matter? Certainly made me stop spending my money on it, if not my interest in the club and theres every need to rage about it; we're treated as a tolerated annoyance provide we buy our ticket, a wonga-ised shirt and a pie once a week.

Pards has hat to take his hat off to Poyet 3 times in a row. Hopefully the twat will be able to keep it on this time. The hat he takes off to poyet must contain his own arse and he proceeds to hand it over to him.

Just like last season no significant money will be spent unless for the right deal or Pardew's arse falls out.

The grass is rarely Grenier tbh (bindun?)

Sick of this twatting club like.

That like a malted cream with half missing...it's really shit.

Get him on, Luuk De Jong, Get him on.

Gone this window imo.

Cabaye, my friend, (I know your going searching although I can still feel ya here)

Ah missed the rearranged syntax in your glowing prose bimps. Shame on me.

Run faster has been omitted.

Not to mention, they will in all likelihood go through by..you know...playing good football in a cup.

It's a sad indictment of what football has become. Can we sell him on for a profit? What can we call our ground to increase commercial revenue? Best not risk trying too hard to entertain. That would risk survival. Sad.

Shepherd had a wealth of experience in breaking the bank on utter, utter shite. Shush you. Like choosing between a papercut on your jap or a skewer through the nad tbh.

Fair play. Really divided opinions on who I should back last night. Neither I suppose. But I'm enjoying seeing my Midland part-time mancs squirm.

It's telling that it has been against lower league opposition all too often under Pardew. That second Brighton game, I just knew we were onto a loser with that team. Theres no excuse for it.

Maybe its the glasses but I just don't see it. Peter Griffin seems to be directly under his groin. What's the crack with his eyes man?

http://images.wikia.com/indianajones/images/2/23/Sallaaaaahh.jpg#Indiana%20Jones%20Salah%20510x303 'QUICKLY INDY!'

Confirmed it for me when he elbowed that Blackburn(?) player clearly and callously in the head receiving a safe yellow.

Looks like a cross between Simon Cowell and Jeremy Paxman