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Darth Crooks

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    Alan Pardew

    Gah. The 'handicap' of European football and the crippling 'expectations'. They really are all very brave to face that aren't they. Pack of vermin.
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    Loïc Remy

    Most footballers are thick and arrogant/ some women are goldiggers makes this ok? He seems a great player like but leaves a bitter taste in the mouth when you see this sort of thing at your club. Ability aside whos to say his morals are any different the likes of Nile Ranges? Granted we know that lad is a mouth breather but we know nothing of this lad. Innocent until proven guilty, fine, though it leaves me uneasy. 25 goals a season and his penance will be done however .
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    Loïc Remy

    Hmm if you say so...
  4. Look like them specs with pictures of eyes on the front you get. Pulls it off though the handsome gallic bugger.
  5. Nowt wrong with wearing a football shirt to play football in man or round the house they're bloody comfy. Don't tend to wear mine out but ultimately who gives a fuck?
  6. It's not over until the transfer gimp sings...
  7. No chance of him going to Liverpool after that list they produced. So we can rule that rival out at least.
  8. FAN: 'Lend us a fag will you? I forgot mine whilst listening to the HT scores on my tranny radio; a queer turn of events that could've handicapped my enjoyment of today's match. Oh well, best nip that in the bud. Are we in the coloured shirts today? Midget gem anyone?' STEWARD: Well fuck my O-zone...*rolls sleeves up* When these perps gonna learn they in my yard now....
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    Alan Pardew

    One thing is certain, if he mentions the Europa league or injuries with reference to last season; I swear to god I will shit on the floor and nut it. It'll show that he has no humility and that he is genuinely full of it.
  10. Maybe he said to deliver neverending fails?
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    Alan Pardew

    Boom goes the dynamite. That said, if he shows a radical change in style early on and keeps that consistent then there is a small amount of room to manouver. We have to see a progression and if not what's the point of giving a chance to blow it the same way with the same mistakes.
  12. A bit of urgency wouldn't Gomis.
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    Loïc Remy

    Setting the window ableyze marra #FTM
  14. Maybe so. Not old enough but this current particular chav culture is something that has very much emerged in my generation. (I'm 26) If it has always been that way then as a perpetual problem its very troubling.
  15. Honestly think half of these uber-shit films like green street and football factory have something to do with glamourising this type of behaviour. Work with loads of kids who quote it all the time and produce half the behaviours seen. Romanaticises the period when it was rife. It's probably not the root cause but it doesn't help. Indicative of the underclass of wankers that we seem to have in this country nowadays. Football tribalism and crowd mentality is an ideal breeding ground for it unfortunately; despite those two things not being all that bad in truth.
  16. I heard we are " knocking it about nicely" too as someone said earlier it really is like the twilight zone this. http://i.imgur.com/8n0fOqD.gif MY FRAGILE GEORDIE MIND CAN'T TAKE IT?!
  17. http://25.media.tumblr.com/b52ef8d7058e13c12883622fe11f3289/tumblr_mf0b791CtA1rm00neo1_400.gif WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT?!!!!
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    Alan Pardew

    http://s8.postimg.org/zdsyk4gmd/jonas_training.png
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    Alan Pardew

    ...like never ever. Wullie mentioned a while back that he's limited to a one or the other mentality. Defensive mentality prevailed for the vast majority of last season and proved unsuccessful. Very poor adaptability.
  20. http://s22.postimg.org/88xcyp2ip/colo_alien.png
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