Hanshithispantz

It's almost scripted how perfect it is like.

I don't think you can send a message to Shelvey like. He's quite obviously never going to learn, and probably has genuine mental problems.

He's a classic 'central midfielder' that are always be called shit because they don't do anything obviously amazing, but are always sought after and picked by managers who seem to know what they're doing. Klopp gave him the armband and plays him every time he's fit. EDIT: Might have been Rodgers who made him captain.

brutal

Just pull up here and perform a 3 point turn 3 MORE POINTS THAN WE'LL GET WITH RAFA THIS WEEKEND

I'll be honest like, I did not expect to read the word 'butthurt' from a bloke who's alias is 'The Little Waster'

Imagine a Mr Meeseeks being tasked with signing us a middling Premiership attacking midfielder ffs

Looks like a kid sat at home retweeting and outtting his own view out there and calling it the truth. he writes for Football365 amongst others. I mean what makes more sense to you? Oh aye, the great Footbal365. The go to place for everyone to read football stories made up by other media outlets. fucking hell

Probably 'punishing' Rafa for talking to the press.

THE DAY DWIGHT GAYLE STAYED

Best case scenario for the end of the window by this point is that we haven't sold our best striker.

What's happened, I've been on blackout for a few hours

Aye it's deadline day and our only activity is to strengthen a league rival. Untwist your knickers lads.

Heaping more dry powder onto our glorious pile of dry powder can only be a good thing.

He should be offered to the great North Sea.

Aye I was feeling to same. Something's felt odd with Gayle for a while now.

You're not allowed to play the ball with a flying big boot like, I remember it pretty clearly and it was a bad challenge.

Shame we've only got a couple of days left to rush purchases like. Almost as if we should have done that part 2 month ago.

The inconsistency is fucking laughable like, it wouldn't be as bad if the bans weren't so harsh. Either getting off with nowt or been given a 3 game ban on the whim of the FA. I couldn't really tell from the MOTD replays tbh, I thought it looked fairly innocuous but knowing it's Mitrovic has me questioning it.

He's trying to tell us something with that t-shirt.

Hans and Yorkie can't let shit go... Writes a 4 page essay I'll read it in a bit like, but my point from the beginning has been that the short term pain for long term gain view point from people is fair enough and doesn't deserve mockery. The #wait view point is also risky. Like KI has said this was annoying during the 5 years of Pardew and it's annoying now. People wanting us to lose games because they think it's better for the club should tell you everything you need to know about how fucked this club is under Ashley. P.s this obviously hinges on whether Rafa is still here in a couple of weeks time.

If we were in League One or Two, we'd probably be a "nothing club" too. Other than numbers through the turnstile - what have we achieved in the last 30 years that is better than Blackburn, for example? Nowt, but that was the same when we were both in the Premiership and we were still a much more attractive club than them.

Blackburn, Blackpool & Leyton Orient are all nothing clubs like, I cannot see them being a huge draw for buyers. I get the point that Ashley might want to gamble and hold onto the club to benefit from a return to the Premiership like - that would require investment though.