Scoot

Going to check RTG right now to see if they're fuming they didn't get £100m+ for him, as if Isak is worth over 100 million, so is (checks name) Tommy Watson.

Someone please post this in 1 of their threads calling it mickey mouse.

But remember, they're not bothered!

Yep my mate and his wife received an email last week offering Swansea tickets to them through the school. Utterly pathetic.

They're utterly hilarious. Like, they really are.

Ah but is this a rumour or a true story?

Absolutely no chance I want them getting promoted. I hope they lose every game and vanish off the face of the planet.

These lads and lasses are just the greatest of all time (GOAT).

What an amazing day from start to finish. Me and my mates stood opposite tesco on Percy Street from 3pm. Atmosphere was absolutely brilliant from the first moment we arrived until the last moment we left. Memories forever.

Thanks very much.

Mackems today:

Rightly so, the fucken scumbags!

Watching North Macedonia Vs Wales on BBC 3, when the fuck did Karl Darlow turn Welsh?

Mags in the Northern Ireland FA, I heard. They've had it in for Dan Bollard from the beginning. I used to go to school with someone who works at the Northern Ireland FA and he says everyone at the FA hates them.

I'm heading in for the bus parade. Was thinking of hitting some bars along percy street (percy arms etc) whilst waiting for the parade but reckon the bars will be chocka so going to take some bottles/cans just in case.

Confirmed mate!

Where are you getting all those times from??

It's meant to be at the town moor for 6. So be before that.

Think it was 500,000 As there were people showing figures of 450,000 left after they'd booked their tickets. Surely there's not 420k people going.

"I see the MLF's at the lasses game today took the strawberry. Apparently they just walked in and all the mags ran out"

Quality result for the lasses!

I can't stand the fat lazy bastard! Delighted Dwight Gayle has pissed him off. Hope the fat cabbage headed twat chokes on his kebab tonight.