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Offside but that’s hilarious for Son

A dicking on

Aye, he’s been their best player this season in spite of injuries

Spurs look like they’re in relegation form

Tottenham look completely and utterly burnt out

West Ham enacting the Moyes removal service protocol

Those bloody amphibians eh

He’s going to be my favourite player if Jow ever leaves

0.0% chance in my opinion

Ah really? I’ve done the lad a disservice then

What is wrong with you?

Was today the first time he’d played on our right? Albeit briefly

So reliable? Howay, I like the lad and I like that he cares so much. He was very good last season. This season he’s been in well over half his games. The injuries he’s carried obviously take some of the blame but let’s not make out like he’s had more than two-three good games this season while the rest have been hard to watch

That was one of the best finishes of his career today. He didn’t overcomplicate it and he placed it perfectly. He had a second chance to do similar and messed it up. I’m pleased for him that he scored today and I’m pleased the away fans showed him some love. He deserves not to be hounded for his poor performances this season and I hope he can produce some good sub appearances going forward but it’s going to be good for him and for us when he’s taken out of the first team next year

Fairly confident Kompany will go on to have a very good career in management. Sadly, the type of football he wants to play isn’t a good match for the quality of the Burnley players up against most teams in this league

Few players have seen their careers fall apart so quickly while “playing” for an unbelievably successful side

Indeed, Hall, Tino and Trippier are all better LBs. It would take all of them being injured for him to play there for me

As much as he lacks in recovery pace he makes up for with those daddy long legs. It’s insane how far ahead a player can be of him and his sliding tackle can take the ball away still. Timing those challenges when he’s behind the player is remarkable, he’ll know every time that if he gets it wrong it’s likely a red or a pen depending on where he is on the pitch

I’d like to see Bruno chokeslam Arteta into the dirt then stand over him and go “eees a deesgrace”

I loved Perch, proper cult fan of his during his time here

He’s an odd player, I’ll give him that. He’s actually a very decent crosser of the ball and he made some very good decisions today. I don’t always think he makes good decisions though. He’s improved a huge amount under Howe and still seems to be growing in confidence. Can’t fault his desire, do find him frustrating in a number of ways fairly often but maybe being a backup option is his future here and one where he’ll continue to be valuable

My categorisation of world class is pretty much: Can win games almost on their own multiple times a season Is one of the best in their position in the world (clearly) Has a consistency that means they rarely drop a long way below their ceiling Id say he ticks the first one, I think he can tick the second. I think he ticks the third one

This is the perfect summary. Was a frankly absurd performance in every single way

Thought he was absolutely class, lovely ability on the ball in most areas, long and short passing, receiving under pressure, fairly good at carrying as well

Plays left back as well eh? Hopefully we’ll soon have a squad where every player can fill in at LB