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Fantastic goal from Villa

Lethal

Can recommend this disguise

Going to have to delete my account now before I end up in some true crime doc

What happens when a season ticket holder dies? Does that ticket just go out on general sale or can it be claimed by a family member of the deceased?

Havertz is shite at putting the ball in the net himself but he’s very good at picking out his teammates who are free and in good positions. Wanker

He played very well and is probably second to Bruno in that squad for passing ability, with Willock not back to full fitness. Schar is a very good aerial passer as well. From a defensive point of view I think it’s unclear where he is currently. He was very good in the air defensively, way better than I expected. Positionally he got caught out a couple of times and went in for a challenge when he could have maybe stood his ground. It’s to be expected though given his lack of match experience

In terms of games, the AZ Alkmaar double header. Shouldn’t we have gotten out of the home fixture better than 4-2? And then we were wasteful in the away game? Can’t remember it that clearly but I’m sure we fucked ourselves over

Levy is such a piece of shit like

Did Steve Harper ever perform a submission headlock? Dummett’s signature move sets him apart

He’s quality. An angry old gammon but one who’s able to laugh at himself

Not sure I’d care that much. It’ll always be St. James’ Park. Football’s a carcass anyway in terms of the off-pitch stuff

Appalling in truth, even accounting for some of the horrific injuries and fatigue

Straight into my cock veins as well

The most limited footballer I’ve ever seen spend a career here. Always very good at defending positionally, excellent even at LB but the worst footballing ability going, and brain dead on top

I’m massively arsed, absolutely raging still. However almost all my rage is at Dummett

Pleased for him that he put a performance like that in. Against sides that can’t run us off the pitch with sprints he’s clearly a quality defender. He’s less likely to face sprint runs at CB as well so hopefully we see him remain there over LB

Bit different when we have no bench and a bunch of players who aren’t match fit starting or coming on. We were centimetres away from an equaliser that got ruled out and we had a bunch of quality chances that we didn’t put away. Don’t think we massively sat back. Felt different to our period earlier in the season when we shipped goals at the end of games because we faced attack after attack

I really like him, he’s one of the best passers in the entire team. Not convinced he’s there as a LB yet but he needs more games there and he’s well ahead of Burn at LB for me

He’ll take more risks when he gets more game time. His game is built around attacking intent, it’ll come

Really don’t understand what anyone’s complaints are tonight. We were all over for them for most of the match. We lost some intensity in the second half because we have no bench and some players who started who weren’t fully fit. Everton were awful and only got bailed out by one of the stupidest fouls of the entire PL season

He doesn’t have the first idea what to do with the ball when we’re breaking quickly. Then when he does figure out what to do he fumbles the ball away. The technique is just not there, especially when the quality around him is poorer. He’s really only an asset in a team that bullies opponents relentlessly with the intense press. If we’re not doing that, he’s either anonymous or a net negative

I can handle poor defending but headlocking Ashley Young to the ground when he’s nowhere near the ball. Get to fuck man, does he think it’s the 70s?

Absolutely livid

They’ve been fucking awful, I’m absolutely raging