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Love Ziyech’s game, he wouldn’t be a priority position for us anymore but will be pleased to see him leave Chelsea

There’s a good point listed above about our height. It’s one of those things that’s quite easy to dismiss but our height is one of the biggest reasons we barely ever concede from set pieces, we’re almost always first to head balls in our area. Equally, we’re going to get more and more threatening on offensive headers once Botman joins big Jow as a major threat on corners

They’ve gone from buying all the up and coming players to farm them out as loanees using a vile business model to buying all the established players and then having no idea how best to integrate them. I much prefer this model, completely unsustainable and all it will take is a few huge failures in the transfer market and they’ll be enjoying the delights of the Europa conference league season on season. Dickheads

Fucking parasites

Rest in peace to a king of the game

Make cabbages great again

Class video of Howe that, nice to see him having a laugh. I know in that high performance podcast he said that he struggles to enjoy it all because of how driven he is to always be improving but I’d hope that if we could win something he’d find that balance of being able to really enjoy it whilst still having big expectations for himself and the team

Fancy Wood to score against his old team

Aluko is the thickest pundit on TV

Aye, they’ve got loads to laugh about, been in a relegation scrap for the season so far under Gerrard while we’re in the best league position and cup position we’ve been in decades. Unai will turn them around but it’s already extremely costly how much they’re underperforming and they are going to have to spend big to try and find some goals for that side

James Perch would have been on at least three ballon d’ors by now

South American players with insane technique all the way for me

Gambling ads will be one of those things in the future that people won’t be able to believe were left to run rampant

Balls on the bath

I massively rate Kulusevski and Richarlison but I’d say for the most part they’re final third players whereas Son and Kane cause huge damage from midfield, Son with his runs and passing, Kane with his unbelievable passing. Think an injury to Kane or Son would really disrupt their build up play

Spurs are an injury away from their season falling apart. They lose Son or Kane and they can put the party bags in the bin

What is actually fracturing there though as there’s no bone, sounds absolutely horrific all the same

Love transferasaurus, basically as trustworthy as Romano but with a larger amount of dinosaur DNA

Xhaka? What a joke

In fairness, if you read any player thread on there, they absolutely despise almost every single player

Chelsea gone sloppy second half, this is why Eddie’s mags have surpassed them

Everton are clearly fucked financially, think it’s finally time for them to enjoy the pleasures of the lower leagues

Sterling looks really fresh. Huge blow to Chelsea’s season if James is out again for a while. Shame for him, delighted for the club’s fortunes

Says a lot that Keegan has the best record out of English managers in the modern era in the PL, despite getting out of the game early. Will always be gutted for him and us that we didn’t get silverware under him. Local hero

He’s a thug, something really malicious about him