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Nothing agains Bournemouth as a club, just find Parker to be a caricature

Eurgh

He’s underrated internationally because every performance in an England shirt has been poor. Looks like a player who can’t translate club form so far

Top man, he’ll get a trophy with us too

Not sure there’s any need to go two footed on a Sunderland fan coming on the board. Fair enough if they come in chatting shit but otherwise I’d be interested to hear what they make of their current situation financially

Hope Roy subs himself on if Watford get a penalty and he does a panenka

Eurgh, hope they don’t get him. Sick of them absolutely smashing the transfer market

Nice to see someone else name checking Gerrard again. I don’t think there’s any way of referring to him in the press without a quick noshing

Absolutely sick of Watford being in the premier league, hope they don’t come back for years. Looking forward to Burnley going too either this season or soon. Would prefer WBA and Norwich to stay out of the premier league for years to come too. Much prefer to see some new teams in there or old classics like Nottingham Forest

Criminal that they’ve made awful transfer errors and not had to deal with dropping away at all, hopefully their time’s coming

Willock has shown a lot of quality. Good pace, good technique and good finishing. He just needs to become more consistent. I think extra pace in the side and players getting more used to Bruno’s through balls will help Willock a lot next season

If he wants big wages then he’ll have to prove he deserves them. Wonder who will be willing to cough up, probably someone like Everton

They managed to shoehorn Gerrard into a discussion about the title race, making him sound like a much bigger deal than he is https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61331879

At least keep him until we have an actual goal scorer in the side. Personally I’d sell Wood this window, keep Wilson with a view to selling him in the next two windows after that if injuries blight him further. Bring in a development striker like Ekitike and an established striker this summer

I reckon we will have, we’re so used to being run by a charlatan that we can’t get used to the idea of actually being a club focusing every effort on success. I reckon there’s a good chance we’ll have a couple of of players in within a fortnight of the window opening. Interested to see how long it takes us to ship out certain players though

Be amazed if he flops in all honesty. He’s an absolute beast and he comes across as an oddball who’s obsessed with football. Can’t believe they’re getting him and for an amazing price too

No one rated Jonas very highly did they? Apart from Maradona. Still love the lad though

I know someone's already mentioned that Sunderland squad but Seb Larsson was the worst of the lot

Damien dickhead duff

This thread is too triggering for me, want to argue the case against a ton of names so far so I'm just going to not get involved

Outstanding football bants though isn’t it, same joke over and over again when it’s not remotely funny even to begin with

Sickening state of affairs, already pretty much the best team in the world

What an utter wanker. Far too many people playing football for fun and having absolutely no fun unless they snap someone

Amazed if we could get 10, I reckon £6m

At least when you’re defending a looping header is often enough. It’s just unbelievable how Wood doesn’t get any pace behind his headers