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He is excruciatingly boring. Have nothing against him, he’s never come across like a dick and the worst accusation you can level against him is that he was a greedy man to go to Chelsea. But fuck me, I’m happy for him to not be in the premier league

Can you imagine what it must be like supporting them? “You lads ready for another balance sheet bumper season? Can’t fucking wait to get Chelsea on the blower and sell off our best players”

You’ve been done there Pata

Nah, I hope not

When you consider that Jow’s making the least risky passes of the four in general then it accentuates that stat

Surprised at the difference between Tonali and Anderson. Not so much at the other two. What’s their pass completion percentages? Surely Joelinton’s the worst?

Nah, he’s a really player on most attributes, very good at carrying, very good in duels, very good passing and vision / understanding of the game. Not a great finisher but on most things he’s very solid. His close control is excellent

Needs to never play CF again. It’s terrible for his confidence and his rhythm. Stick to the left from now on, with occasional periods in a game on the right if required

He couldn’t give a single shit. I’d sympathise with JDT if he wasn’t one of the most pathetic men in football

One of the most pathetic managers I can recall. Good riddance. Was a politician not a manager

I imagine that’s not the accepted take in Sweden though?

A truly abominable game of football

This set up is absolutely horrific from Germany. Just go wide and then whip a ball into the big man. Is this the fucking 90s?

Wirtz is such a little bitch

Every time I watch Adeyemi he’s fucking awful

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Eurgh, makes me feel genuinely sick

They’ve really stitched you up here like Froggy. Had your pants down like Scholes that time his cock popped out. Filter - remove all entries without a supporter ID

Che Adams trying out for the British Basketball Federation today? Feel like he’s put himself in the window for the draft

Didn’t get to see a proper replay but surely that should not have been disallowed?

What a horrific goal to concede

Reads very much like a non-NUFC fan

I rest my case

What an utter cunt Mourinho is