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He arrived in the mouth of a shark with no arms or legs and £10,000 off his price tag

Fucking love Aussies, delighted to have him

Of course Carroll's weakness is mobility but it's not a massive weakness. In my opinion, his greatest failing is his movement in the box. When you take a look at him as a player, he's outstanding in the air, he brings other players into the game, his left foot is class and he bullies the shit out of defenders. There's not another player like him in the PL who is anywhere near as good at doing what he does. I say all this and I don't want him back

Carroll will go on to a really good player and has already been that in the past. He could even be great, I just don't want him and certainly not for that sort of money. I don't think West Ham is a good career move for him, if Everton had the money, he'd be a good fit there

Fatty Johnson on a good contract? Such a shame what's happened to his career. When he came onto the scene he had great technique, was really strong and always looking to move forward with the ball

Retards. Awful club, absolute sham with the porno boys in charge and saggy tits

Me too, he's class. Jonas is a quality guy and he can definitely do a job in games, at times both offensively and defensively. Mainly the latter, but I think there will be times this season when he doesn't produce enough going forward. Step up Marv who's class

You've been going from one thread to another crushing people for the past few weeks, good effort

Zero chance of this happening, just final day(s) of Ba's contract thing and some news needs to be generated on it

Personally think Agger is an excellent player, only Suarez is more important for them in my opinion.

I don't mind how deep the rabbit hole goes as long as he's stuck in there and not on the pitch In all seriousness, I've never been as hard on Danny as many on here. I think he does a decent enough job in defence but I don't like watching players who are scared/unable to make decent passes, crosses, shots or link up play. He is definitely a PL defender but not really a PL footballer

Goalkeeper is literally in tears after Ba gets the rebound

Just wanted to use that car GIF to be honest. I reckon he'll be an NUFC player by Saturday

The end of this http://www.stupidgifs.com/images/full/364.gif And the beginning of this http://www.stupidgifs.com/images/full/421.gif Smooth

Had a conversation with me mam earlier regarding her vs. Zara Dampney Absolutely love Dampney like. Got that sweet girl next door look down

Pair up, you say?

Really disappointed for best, he'd have been all over the championship this season

Bellamy man, what a player

WORLD CLASS lols What happened?

My only hope in this game is that Suarez gets impaled at some point

It's the awful syntax that does it for me

He's the owner so it's unlikely. :'(

He has the same driving forward element that Ronaldo had. Ronaldo was the most exciting player to watch because he almost always moved forward with the ball, Neymar does the same thing but in more of a wriggling/tricks fashion than Ronaldo's skill and pure power. Still, I'm looking forward to how he develops

Nicollin needs to land a job in the PL