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Christmas Tree - el Hadji Diouf

Dem Baba - Berbatov

He was in Yo Sushi in Fenwicks yesterday afternoon with a stunning brunette who he was all over like a cheap coat. The amount he's in Fenwicks, he should just be their Christmas Window Feature. "Nyah Nyah, you never find better bargains in John Lewis, Nyah."

The second coming of NUFC transfer rumours in the press has had some shaky moments, we need some excitement to get it roaring back into life. I remember the start of the summer transfer window with all the 'And so it begins' lines and images, was class

This, I hope he gets a big transfer budget this summer window. Can't wait to see him bring in the likes of Colback, Bent and Mclean.

Honestly man, there's no way Pardew would say he's had his head turned at a talk-in. He might say it in the eventuality that Ba did end up going but only after the event. There is zero chance he said that at a talk-in while Ba is still our player

Hatem regularly makes PL defenders look like they've never played football before. His left foot is always on target and incredibly accurate, he also has remarkable vision. In contrast, Sessegnon has good feet, has a cool head and plays the right ball often and well. He is a top 6 player. Hatem in contrast could play in any team in the world with the form he's in, there is no argument to be had here. You're talking about one of the most gifted players of a generation here, there's no point comparing him to Sess.

Say what you want about RTG but Sbragia's one of the best things on the Internet

Honestly couldn't care less what the media have to say about anything. The onl thing I enjoy in the media are interviews. It's pitiful the paucity of decent journalism in this country, especially sports journalism. Most of it is cliches, bandwagoning, tired opinions. Can't wait for the day when journalism as it is falls apart

Can't believe they managed to make a Ben arfa clip boring. All they needed to do film him dribbling past people for twenty seconds

Got West Ham at the weekend I think too. EDIT: Monday evening. Underrated the job he's done there. They could have crumbled so easily, he's a great man and I'd love to see him back in the PL and give him a reception he deserves. Hope they cut fat Sam up on monday

So upsetting when you hear stuff like this. You just have to shake your head and make pretend football conversation as it's utterly meaningless with someone who knows nothing

Ben Arfa hated? Sicko does have some unusual shouts. I remember a time when he told everyone on the board he knew more about how football works than the majority on here. Didn't go down well, guess he'll always be second best

Can't see this happening at all. Ba is a legend and will continue to score a shedload of goals

Makes sense when you put it like that

Hero for the uploads mate. Could watch those HBA ones all day

Not sure anyone could give a s*** if HBA murders England tbh. This

It's like Japanese honour, they will never say it. More likely for the Kop to perform Seppuku than accept Dalglish is the problem

Think there's something to this. It would definitely be a mistake but I just can't find a place for him in our side at the moment. I've only seen bits and pieces of him but I think you're right when you say he can score 6-8 goals a season. There's not enough evidence to really make the point of it but if he leaves us I think he'll be very successful at a club in the lower half

Very important that we keep him. He's a very reliable player and really helps control the tempo of our game

I don't even know what I think of the lad anymore. For me, I followed him for a few years before the championship season where he broke through and I spent a lot of my time telling people he'd come good. Despite the fact he was a thug at times he had a charm and an energy that really got the crowd going and believing we were going in the right direction. When he went in Jan 2011 I felt absolutely sick to my stomach, thought that it was one of the worst decisions we'd made, especially the timing of it all, couldn't see us getting any goals and then Leon put in some solid performances. I don't really know what I'm trying to say, that dive/fall was a joke, his whole 'Never wanted to leave' thing is not too credible but I think he's a far better player than many on here and elsewhere are currently saying and I think Dalglish is ruining him. I want Liverpool to fall apart but I can't really get past some sort of connection to the lad. I know most on here say 'Fuck him' but I hope he goes off somewhere else and has a good career. No, I don't want him to come back and that's because our football's moved on. Dalglish is a grade A fuckwit the way he's set that side up, if it was anyone else who'd spent that type of money, they'd be out on their ass

Wouldn't make any sense to me if he didn't go, would also be gutted if he doesn't go the tournament as he'd be the main reason I'd be watching it

I dunno man, it does sound damn cruel when put like that. His dive was awful but I don't dislike him like some do on here.I will always be thankful for his performances in the championship and the £35m. His mistake is plain to see and that's painful enough for the lad without us crucifying him, I took pleasure in almost everything today but not his tunnel exit

Absolutely fucking hilarious, the whole thing.what a wonderful day

Flanagan's face. If you can call it a face