gbandit

You fucked up Liverpool

We should lowball the fuck out of Leicester for him

@brummierealistically, Villa will struggle to get anything from tonight or against Man City. The Leicester game could be one of those ugly draws from two teams devoid of confidence. How bad would it have to get for him to get the sack do you think?

Surprised, not been following it in detail but from what I did read, he sounded like he’d be guilty

Can’t wait to see him play for us, shame his first match is in a game where we’re unlikely to have a lot of the ball but we’ve got some good fixtures coming up. SJP is going to be wild when he scores his first goal there

I'd be happy with just one good incoming player, but one good and one pragmatic would be great. Anything more would be absurd.

Isak is built for this league, he’s going to be amazing. Can’t wait until he’s unleashed alongside our best players

That lad looks like he’s been on the blow

Would much prefer to play Anderson

Quick, get the pundits out to blame the fans and form a ring around the Brucester

Best player on the park tonight, hope he stays there and we pick him up in the future. It’s more likely that someone else swoops in or he stays and they get promoted though

Not watching it but it’s not surprising if he is, he’s getting just a few minutes here and there and doesn’t have the confidence of his manager. His confidence must be pretty low

Let’s stick to talking about our favourite player in black and white stripes who doesn’t play for NUFC

Fuck me, there’s still time. Get this lad in

Joao Pedro far far too good to be in the championship this season. I reckon if we don’t pick him up, someone else will

Good link up play and strength from our boy Joao, should have led to a goal

Hassenhuttl is going to be under pressure all season (until he gets sacked that is). Feels like lots of managers are at risk already

Appalling goal conceded by Watford. Hope they lose so that Joao kicks up a fuss

Yeah, he’s almost too nice, super endearing, definitely want him to succeed here but I think we’re still figuring out how to get the most out of him

Ah, that’s a fair point actually, he’s not been on the bench so far has he? But we’re getting thin on the ground, still hope we loan him out

That’s just sport interviews in general, absolute waste of time almost always. interviewer : “What would it mean to come away with three points?” Generic player: “Yeah, it would mean a lot, we want to continue our run, it’s important for us.” Interviewer: ”And how important is it to start the season well?” Generic player: ”very important, we have an aim of where we want to be and we need to keep working towards that”

This lad’s not in the starting 11 or on the bench for the U-21s tonight, hopefully a quality loan spell in the championship beckons

Doubt it, he’s one of the straightest guys out there, I don’t think he’d ever directly lie. I think he could bring himself to imply something that could be misinterpreted but that’s his limit

So, Klopp is angling for a deadline deal for Wood is he? I’d hate to lose one of our best players so late in the window but who are we to stand in his way